This Has To Be Peak BOTH SIDES, Right? RIGHT??!

Please tell me this is it: 

Roughly two in three Americans say they think Trump is unqualified to lead the nation; are anxious about the idea of him as president; believe his comments about women, minorities and Muslims show an unfair bias; and see his attacks on a federal judge because of his Mexican American heritage as racist.

A slimmer majority say they disapprove of the way Clinton has handled questions about her use of a personal email server while she was secretary of state, and half of Americans are anxious about the prospect of a Clinton presidency, underscoring the historic unpopularity of the two major-party candidates.

Reminder, first: Every time you cite a national poll to prove some point about a presidential election, Presidents Mondale, Gore and Kerry get together to talk about how much the Bush family sucks.


Two thirds of America thinks Trump is a racist, xenophobic trashbag. Roughly half of America thinks seriously, how did Clinton not think this e-mail thing would bite her in the ass, and we have no idea how she’d fix any of the shit that is currently burning down. THESE TWO THINGS ARE EXACTLY ALIKE.

Just ENOUGH. This kind of mealy-mouthed appeasing crap will not save you from accusations of bias from the third of America that went insane after 9/11 and likes to spend its time yelling CUCK CUCK CUCK on the Internet. Those assholes already hate you and they aren’t going to change.

The strain is actually starting to SHOW, y’all:

In fact, so strong is many Americans’ opposition to Clinton and desire for a change in Washington that even some registering their disapproval of Trump say that as of now they feel compelled to vote for him.

Nevertheless, in a head-to-head general election matchup, Clinton leads Trump 51 percent to 39 percent among registered voters nationwide, the poll found.

Six of your asshole Berniebro friends are not voting for Clinton because THE REVOLUTION, man. Nevertheless, in a head-to-head general election matchup, those shitbirds don’t matter and nobody gives a fuck.

I know it’s boring to write story after story that says this is gonna be a slaughter, so this week we’re seeing deluge of OMG BREXIT CLINTON OVERCONFIDENT DOOOOOOOMED crap, but if you are going to pull something trying to make it sound like there’s a race happening, just don’t. It’s embarrassing.