Is Alex Jones Wearing A Tin Foil Jump Suit?

I laughed non-stop for 5 minutes when I saw this story about false flag conspiracy nut and Trumper Alex Jones:

ALEX JONES (HOST): I’m never a lesser of two evils person, but with Hillary, there’s not even the same universe. She is an abject, psychopathic, demon from Hell that as soon as she gets into power is going to try to destroy the planet. I’m sure of that, and people around her say she’s so dark now, and so evil, and so possessed that they are having nightmares, they’re freaking out. Folks let me just tell you something, and if media wants to go with this, that’s fine. There are dozens of videos and photos of Obama having flies land on him, indoors, at all times of year, and he’ll be next to a hundred people and no one has flies on them. Hillary, reportedly, I mean, I was told by people around her that they think she’s demon-possessed, okay? I’m just going to go ahead and say it, okay?

They said that they’re scared. That’s why when I see her when kids are by her, I actually get scared myself, with a child — with that big rubber face and that — I mean this woman is dangerous, ladies and gentleman. I’m telling you, she is a demon. This is Biblical. She’s going to launch a nuclear war. The Russians are scared of her.

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Imagine how bad she smells, man? I’m told her and Obama, just stink, stink, stink, stink. You can’t wash that evil off, man. Told there’s a rotten smell around Hillary. I’m not kidding, people say, they say — folks, I’ve been told this by high up folks. They say listen, Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur. I never said this because the media will go crazy with it, but I’ve talked to people that are in protective details, they’re scared of her. And they say listen, she’s a frickin’ demon and she stinks and so does Obama. I go, like what? Sulfur. They smell like Hell.

You mean they don’t smell like teen spirit? I’m not sure what hell smells like but I’m sure Alex would know. He’s had the Insult Comedian on his show, after all.

Damn, the GOP has really cornered the market on crazy this year. Thanks to my favorite Suburban Guerilla, Susie Madrak for sharing this.

2 thoughts on “Is Alex Jones Wearing A Tin Foil Jump Suit?

  1. rm says:

    Yeah . . . not laughing. This is the shit that inspires assassins. Jones is either psychotic himself or more likely cynically exploiting people’s capacity for paranoia, but either way, it’s not good to have Salem Witch Trial-style argument on the radio.

    Yes, I realize it is nothing new. On my own personal laugh-or-cry-o-meter, the needle on this one is on the cry side.

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  2. Chucklenuts says:

    The man who just declared that Obama and Hillary are demons told me that, because I am a liberal, that I am delusional. Man I am really going to have to do some deep self retrospective analysis tonight, my entire reality has been shaken
    Chucklenuts – the pseudo-intellectual delusionite liberal

    PS RM-I agree but I could not resist the obvious bizzaro world logic

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