Tales Of The Trumpclipse

Yeah, I know, the Trumpclipse is not a thing. This post is a pretext for posting the New York Daily News’ eclipse edition:

I can just imagine his internal monologue: “Fuck nature. I’m Donald Fucking Trump. Fuck the stars, the moon, and the sun. Fuck the eclipse. I’ll see you on the Dark Side of the Stone.”

The lunatic is on the grass and the Truman balcony.

Let’s take one more bite out of the Trumpclipse apple with this tweet:

I guess I should be more concerned about a Trumpocalypse.

2 thoughts on “Tales Of The Trumpclipse

  1. MichaelF says:

    I think Hamilton Electors pretty much nailed it…

  2. rob says:

    Set the controls for the heart of the sun 
    The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun 
    The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun 
    The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun…

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