Florida Man, MAGA Bomber

I try my best not to take the news personally. That’s been impossible this week after I realized that the most analogous event  in American history to pipe bomb mania was the Lincoln-Seward conspiracy. Then, the MAGA Bombers enemies list grew to 12 with the addition of Corey Booker and James Clapper this morning. It was all too much to take.

I started a post called New Dark Ages that was so gloomy that I trashed it.  Immediately thereafter, I learned that a suspected MAGA Bomber has been arrested in Florida. His name is Cesar Sayoc and he’s not only imbibed the Trumper Kool-Aid, he’s mainlined it. He seems to be a true believer, which means that he’s swallowed all of Trump’s lies whole. Talk about indigestible.

Here’s a picture of the suspected MAGA Bomber’s van:

If he gets in a fender bender or gets keyed, he obviously just sticks a bumper sticker on it.

Big thanks to law enforcement for breaking this case so quickly. Here’s hoping the MAGA Bomber is a lone nutter as opposed to part of a broader conspiracy. It’s also a relief that he was so inept. It’s proof positive that he’s a hardcore Trumper.

I gave myself an earworm when I joked about Sayoc mainlining the Trumper Kool-Aid. That’s why Eric Clapton gets the last word:

One thought on “Florida Man, MAGA Bomber

  1. Trump is making my head spin. He will condemn the bomber today. Then attack the media tonight. Then pardon Sayoc in 2020. Trump is all over the place on this issue.

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