Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Coup Coup for cocoa puffs edition

Well, let’s get the obvious out of the way first, shall we?

1. Trump: “The election was stolen!”

2. Trump: “Let’s all march down to the Capitol building and fight like hell.

(Thugs wearing MAGA hats and waving “Trump 2020” banners trash the Capitol building and kill police)



(two hours into the riot)

3. Freepers: “It was Auntie Fa.”

At least they know that Julius Seizure has their backs, even if he didn’t show up to lead them like he promised.

A Message From President Trump
Youtube ^ | 01/07/21 | Donald J. Trump

Posted on 1/7/2021, 6:30:05 PM by Enlightened1

He tells angry people to march to the Capitol.

Then this… Very disappointed.

1 posted on 1/7/2021, 6:30:05 PM by Enlightened1
Womp womp womp.
To: Enlightened1

Nice Republic, while it lasted……

4 posted on 1/7/2021, 6:32:14 PM by rickomatic ( )

Of course, there’s always gotta be a killjoy….
To: Enlightened1

In before someone accuses President Trump of stabbing President Trump in the back.

9 posted on 1/7/2021, 6:33:03 PM by Rightwing Conspiratr1

And, of course :
To: Enlightened1

He never did tell Antifa to march to the Capitol.

15 posted on 1/7/2021, 6:34:24 PM by Meatspace

To: Enlightened1

Trump train wrecked his own train wreck.

61 posted on 1/7/2021, 6:49:00 PM by Berlin_Freeper

To: trustandobey

It’s over. There is no super secret save the day.

I wish him well. Pardon Everyone . Give them a finger on the way out.

75 posted on 1/7/2021, 6:53:13 PM by RummyChick (I do not advocate laying siege on the Capitol. Keep me off that list.)

To: RummyChick

There was no Plan. QAnon was always a fraud. Said that so many fell for it.

78 posted on 1/7/2021, 6:54:01 PM by Trumpisourlastchance

To: RummyChick

You obviously haven’t investigated the plan so don’t tell us we are stupid. President Trump knew about the things the Dems were doing, remember he said “the calm before the storm.” This is the storm.

117 posted on 1/7/2021, 7:08:27 PM by Cowgirl

Comment #105 Removed by Moderator
Hmm – wonder what that was about?  Ah – if only the moderators were as diligent about removing replies to deleted posts that quote them…..
To: rightofthefairway
“It’s a sad state when the people he(Trump) duped don’t have a clue for the enmity he has for them.”
(mean and sarcastic reply deleted by me)
That would explain the deleted comment above.
Follow below for more Volkssturm und drang!

Well, at least it couldn’t get any worse for The Darnold.
Could it?
Take to the skies on Twitter, brave Captain, and direct your loyal followers (the ones that haven’t been arrested yet, anyway) to do your bidding!!

Twitter permanently suspends President Donald Trump NBB News ^ | Jan. 8, 2021 | Ben Collins and Brandy Zadrozny Posted on 1/8/2021, 5:39:37 PM by Anti-Bubba182

Twitter permanently suspended President Donald Trump’s account on Friday, citing “the risk of further incitement of violence.”………”


We all know Twitter was itching to do this and now they have.
1 posted on 1/8/2021, 5:39:37 PM by Anti-Bubba182

I permanently got rid of Twitter the night of the rally.
Losing Hatebook when I get home from work tonight.

2 posted on 1/8/2021, 5:41:00 PM by RandallFlagg (Some men just want to watch the world burn. )

God – I hope no Freeper makes a “Twitler” reference – I’m running out of irony meters.
To: Anti-Bubba182; Fred Nerks

MAss movement of all Trump supporters to President Trump on Parler:

Join today.

Highly secure, with YUGE Trump supporter numbers already.

13 posted on 1/8/2021, 5:47:18 PM by Candor7

To: Anti-Bubba182

Now Parler’s not working. Posts won’t load. Maintenance message.

6 posted on 1/8/2021, 5:44:47 PM by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ~~ John Wayne )

Parler is now down.

Posted on 1/11/2021, 2:48:44 AM by JusticeParler is now down. Both the app and the website have been brought down by Amazon their hosting provider.

Also the Parler app is now gone from the Google play store. Beware of an imposter app in the play store called parlor.

1 posted on 1/11/2021, 2:48:44 AM by Justice

Oh come on – try and have a sense of humour about your beloved free market cutting The Darnold’s comm wires.

To: caww

We need to massage parler a bit more here. Oh, wait..
25 posted on 1/8/2021, 5:53:52 PM by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
That’s better.
Hey – there’s always GAB.
To: Red Badger

Fantastic! I’ll go sign up on Gab.

8 posted on 1/12/2021, 8:13:17 AM by definitelynotaliberal (I believe it! He’s alive! Sweet Jesus!) currently showing down for maintenance

11 posted on 1/12/2021, 8:15:28 AM by pricilla (one should always try to be smarter than the equipment one is operating – Amajato)

To: 1Old Pro

I would like more information on GAB

Go to wikipedia. It will tell you it’s a site that claims to be for free speech but it’s actually a haven for far right extremists, white supremacists and anti semites.

33 posted on 1/12/2021, 8:28:03 AM by ladyjane
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
And of course – Skynet Lives!!
Panic buttons were inexplicably torn out ahead of Capitol riots, says Ayanna Pressley chief of staff
Yahoo ^ | Wed, January 13, 2021, 10:59 AM EST | Gino Spocchia
Posted on 1/13/2021, 10:51:56 PM by tarpit

Panic buttons installed in Ayanna Pressley’s congressional office were torn out before rioters stormed the Capitol last week, her staff have said.Sarah Groh, who serves as Ms Pressley’s chief of staff, was with the congresswoman when president Donald Trump’s supporters stormed the US Capitol building last Wednesday.She told the Boston Globe that she had reached for the panic buttons installed in Ms Pressley’s office as they tried to barricade themselves in.

But, when they went to press panic buttons, Ms Pressley’s staff saw that they weren’t there, and appeared to have been ripped out.

“Every panic button in my office had been torn out – the whole unit,” Ms Groh told the paper.

She added that she could not believe why the panic buttons were removed, and that Ms Pressley’s staff had used the panic buttons in the past, including during drills.

Nor had Ms Pressley and her staff moved offices, said Ms Groh


I heard other congress people reported the same.
1 posted on 1/13/2021, 10:51:56 PM by tarpit
To: tarpit

The ‘automatic update’ that I’ve had disabled on my iPhone forever “suddenly” renabled itself, sometime in the last few days.

Skynet lives.

2 posted on 1/13/2021, 10:54:33 PM by Salamander (We’re All Hamlet, Now….)

Of course it wasn’t the Trump-humpers – it was the one-armed man!!
To: tarpit

The Deep State was looking for a massacre. Send in Anarchists/Antifa wearing MAGA hats and let them do as much damage as possible. Creepy to tear out the panic buttons.

The MSM must be pumping indoctrination through the pipes – terrifying the public that Trump supporters are going to suddenly start acting like Democrat’s supporters.

3 posted on 1/13/2021, 10:55:33 PM by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)

To: tarpit

They weren’t Trump supporters

19 posted on 1/13/2021, 11:09:30 PM by vigilante2

Lather, rinse, repeat….
To: tarpit

But, when they went to press panic buttons, Ms Pressley’s staff saw that they weren’t there, and appeared to have been ripped out. OK, this is an extremely weird and scary story that points to a deeper conspiracy. I can totally see congressional offices having panic buttons. It’s common for any secure type place like a bank.

Pressley states the button was there for for an earlier security drill. Then it’s gone. Why? It’s not like some hi tech piece of gear that would need replacement.

Who removed it? Why? When? In theory, if there was some legit reason to remove it there would be a work order somewhere and a whole chain of paperwork. After all, I don’t think people can generally just walk in to a congressional office and and start installing or uninstalling stuff.

Someone wanted this conflict and possibly they wanted casualties.



I smell an FBI entrapment operation operation.


Of course you do.


In the past I would have never thought such a thing, but with the FBI’s entrapment of Flynn and others thru the creation of forged evidence, all bets are off as to how far they might go.

22 posted on 1/13/2021, 11:11:17 PM by Flick Lives (“ Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)

Maybe it’s time for The Darnold to GTFO of Dodge?
Exile-in-chief’? Trump a ‘flight risk’ if criminal charges are filed, experts say
The Washington Times ^ | 01/13/2021 | Jeff Mordick
Posted on 1/13/2021, 9:51:27 PM by Kevin in CaliforniaPresident Trump potentially faces a torrent of criminal charges when he leaves office, including charges linked to the deadly insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, making prosecutors worry that he is a flight risk. Mr. Trump’s real estate empire extends to multiple luxury properties in countries that don’t have extradition treaties with the United States. And Mr. Trump himself publicly mused in October that he’d leave the country if he lost to Democrat Joseph R. Biden.

1 posted on 1/13/2021, 9:51:27 PM by Kevin in California
To: Kevin in California

Welcome to Dubai, Mr. President. Most Emiratis love Trump and hated the homosexual Obama (and his support for Qatar, Iran and the Muslim Brotherhood.

4 posted on 1/13/2021, 9:54:49 PM by Starcitizen (Thank you to the Senate for passing S.386, turning the US into the third-world shithole of India. )

Problem solved!
At least until Trump talks shit to the wrong Royal and ends up in a sizeable suitcase…..
To: Kevin in California

He needs to go to a non-extradition country.

The Uniparty wants blood.

7 posted on 1/13/2021, 9:56:21 PM by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizens Are Born Here of Citizen Parents|Know Islam, No Peace – No Islam, Know Peace)

…and the unicycle wants a new tire.
To: Kevin in California

Hysteria is not helpful for us.

27 posted on 1/13/2021, 11:36:29 PM by familyop

…but it’s damned sure entertaining for me….
“When in danger or in doubt – run in circles, scream and shout”
And finally – a Freeper makes a modest proposal :
Just A Suggestion
Meself | January 13, 2021 | reagandemocrat
Posted on 1/13/2021, 4:42:08 PM by reagandemocratTrump needs to promote himself the 5 Star Supreme Commander of all Allied forces and Rear Admiral of the Allied Space Force – he can buy an old Scientology Seaorg Admiral’s costume from Goodwill for a template. Then buy an island like the drug lord Carlos Lehder did in the Caribbean and set up a government in exile guarded by ninja assassins dressed in matching black jumpsuits carrying submachine guns like the villains in a Bond movie & with a high powered radio station called “Radio Free Trump” where he has a daily show giving appropriate nicknames to all our useless “leaders” and listing each day the top ten stupidest things stated the previous day by politicians, the media, or celebrities – just to watch all our political and media nimrods babbling hysterically about whether they can impeach Trump for insulting them wearing a crazy costume.

Again, this is just a suggestion.
1 posted on 1/13/2021, 4:42:08 PM by reagandemocrat
One Freeper is unfamiliar with the works of Jonathan Swift :
To: reagandemocrat

Do all your post(sic) give off the smell of flatulence?

2 posted on 1/13/2021, 4:43:37 PM by MIchaelTArchangel (I miss Don Imus!)

To: MIchaelTArchangel

No, it’s the scents of humor. You should try one.

6 posted on 1/13/2021, 4:45:43 PM by dangus

To: dangus

Hah, I see what you did there.

7 posted on 1/13/2021, 4:46:35 PM by Bulwyf

To: reagandemocrat

“guarded by ninja assassins dressed in matching black jumpsuits”

*female ex-beauty queen ninja assassins in catsuits

Remember, this is Donald Trump we are talking about.

9 posted on 1/13/2021, 4:50:29 PM by Boogieman

And the daily furosemide dosage for them will be mandatory…
To: reagandemocrat

Pure Genius!

The only thing missing is Minin(sic) Me

He needs to put out a casting call for a Mini Me.

12 posted on 1/13/2021, 5:40:12 PM by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)

He’s trying, but for some reason Stephen Miller isn’t answering the phone.

> OK I like this. Especially buying an island.

Is Epsteins available? Donald could mention he’s taken up archeology and looking for the secret vault.

Oh, and he should get a cat.

16 posted on 1/13/2021, 9:05:35 PM by Do_Tar (To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)

I agree.
BTW, be sure to check out my weekly “Random Ruminations” posts each Sunday for a look at the weird journey that has been my life.

6 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Coup Coup for cocoa puffs edition

  1. It is my sincere hope that sooner or later, these idiots are going to call the wrong person “snowflake”. Hilarity will ensue.

  2. Oh, so the Capitol invaders were antifa and BLM radicals?
    No problem rounding them up for summary execution, then.
    Start with the idiot with the horn-hat.

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