Thanks, Donald & Sam

My mother believed in Thank You notes. I was expected to write one for every gift. Manners and gratitude were instilled in me at an early age. I occasionally balked but it was easier just to do it as long as she didn’t critique my handwriting. My penmanship has always been rotten.

I thought of my mom after the Nevada senate race was called for Catherine Cortez Masto. I decided I should thank the two Republicans most responsible for pulling defeat from the jaws of victory. I’m eschewing the epistolary format. I reserve that for the good guys. To Donald and Sam, I say: Eschew you.

I hear that the Kaiser of Chaos has been pitching fits at Mar-a-Doorn. He’s even blaming his hapless wife for Dr. Oz and uttered one of the Trumpiest Trumpisms ever on News Nation, whatever the hell that is:

“I think if they win, I should get all of the credit, and if they lose, I should not be blamed at all. But it will probably be just the opposite.”

Poor poor pitiful thee. Time to post the obvious song to rub it in.

I added extra salt to the wound by posting Linda’s cover of the Warren Zevon tune. Women won this election for Dems, after all. That was y’all’s thank you note.

Back to the Impeached Insult Comedian in his Florida exile. I have some questions:

Is there ketchup on the walls?

Did he flush more documents down the golden terlet?

Is there a D Duce Wannabe dart board available for abuse?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Where have you gone, David Pecker?

I’m skeptical of all the reports of Republican pols openly dumping the Trump. They’ve had many chances to do so, most notably after the Dipshit Insurrection. It’s what they *should* do but I’m not holding my breath. It could lead to suffocation. Suffocation sucks.

A reminder that Republican elites have never liked Trump. Some turned into never-Trumpers, others held their nose and supported the small-fingered vulgarian. The unwashed masses gave Trump his power. It’s unclear if they’re in love with Ron DeSanctimonious, which is one of the Impeached Insult Comedian’s worst nicknaming efforts. I prefer mine: D Duce Wannabe.

Thanks for making Republicans run on the BIG LIE, Donald. That’s why they’re BIG LOSERS. Democracy was the BIG WINNER.

Let’s move on to Sam The Sham DBA Justice Samuel Alito. His atrocious, ahistorical, and downright bizarre Dobbs opinion galvanized American women to turn out and vote.

Grazie, Sam.

Media elites never understood the political impact of overruling Roe and Casey. Sexism is so baked into their thinking that it’s “women’s stuff” as far as they’re concerned. Why worry about corporeal autonomy when inflation is raging? Tax cuts are clearly more important too. That’s the GOP’s solution to every problem: Tax cuts here there and everywhere.

Proving that irony is not dead, Alito took a victory lap after Dobbs. He criticized those who denounce wingnut justices as political hacks thereby confirming their hackery.

Sam the Sham pretends to be anti-elite but attended Yale Law School. He thinks law schools practice cancel culture and their called their record on free speech “abysmal and disgusting.”  That’s how I would describe the Dobbs opinion.

Remember in It’s A Wonderful Life when Clarence the goofy angel tells George Bailey that every time a bell rings an angel gets their wings? Every time Sam Alito opens his big fat bazoo, a woman votes Democratic.

Thanks, Sam.

The last word of thanks goes to Paul Rodgers:

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