Cassandra, Political Crack

Friske Business

Neil Friske is your typical right wing Republican lawmaker, and he lives in Michigan. His website tells us “We need your support, to get back to constitutional values.” [sic] For example, here’s his take on gun control:

The Second Amendment is imperative to keep as “a check and balance” on those governing. Too, I will work to implement constitutional carry. Citizens not only must have the right to keep arms, but also the right to bear them at all times for self-defense and safety.

I’m not sure what “too” means there—but grammar and clarity aren’t a feature of extremist thought.

Friske is also concerned about pornography getting into the hands of children:

“My office has received an outpouring of calls from constituents who are angered at the content found in the children’s sections of their local libraries,” Friske said. “This is a genuine concern for folks in my district, and my bill aims to keep children across the state safe.

“This bill does not ban libraries from having specific books or genres of books, nor does it discriminate against any individuals. The bill simply places content containing things like pornographic images to an area of the library reserved specifically for adults. This is common sense legislation. It is crucial that the children of Michigan be protected everywhere they go — obscenity in front of minors is traumatic and should never be permitted.” 

Fiske voted against making the statewide minimum age for marriage 18. I couldn’t find his stance on same sex marriage, but since he opposed a bill banning conversion therapy, I’m going to assume he’s against that too.

Now you probably have an idea of where I’m going with this, but it’s worse than you think:

Well, well, well.

But wait—this is on his Facebook page today:

Yes, it’s all a set up. Mmmhmmm.

I can’t take how hypocritical and utterly ridiculous these people are. There are also unconfirmed stories that he sexually assaulted the dancer, which might account for his prolonged stay in jail.

I’ll close with a great song for a story about a despicable person: