In my quest to avoid pictures of President Pennywise, I ran a search upon learning of his preposterous statement about taking over the Gaza Strip. I was surprised to find multiple images of the Palestinian and Greenland flags together. Presumably, it’s out of solidarity with the suffering of the people of Gaza as the pictures are dated before Trump floated his idiotic neo-Imperialist trial balloon.

Do I think Trump’s scheme to transform the Gaza Strip into the “Riviera of the Middle East” is real? Of course not. It’s out of the same propaganda playbook as the Greenland scam. It’s an attempt to distract attention from the damage being done by Chancellor Musk and his pimply proteges.

Repeat after me: Flooding the zone with shit is what they do best.

The Kaiser of Chaos didn’t explain how this neo-Colonialist paradise would be paid for. He probably expects Saudi Arabia to pony up. Oops, he lied about the Saudi’s position on a Palestinian state, which led to pushback from Mr. Bone Saw DBA Mohammed bin Salman. Never mind.

Trump calls this harebrained scheme a takeover. There’s another term for it: Ethnic cleansing.

The idea is so outlandishly stupid that the NYT’s Peter Baker wrote a news analysis piece dripping with sarcasm instead of his usual credulity:

“President Trump basked as Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel praised his “willingness to think outside the box.” But when it came to Gaza, Mr. Trump’s thinking on Tuesday was so far outside the box that it was not clear he even knew there was a box.

Mr. Trump’s announcement that he intends to seize control of Gaza, displace the Palestinian population and turn the coastal enclave into “the Riviera of the Middle East” was the kind of thing he might have said to get a rise on “The Howard Stern Show” a decade or two ago. Provocative, intriguing, outlandish, outrageous — and not at all presidential.

But now in his sequel term in the White House, Mr. Trump is advancing ever-more brazen ideas about redrawing the map of the world in the tradition of 19th-century imperialism. First there was buying Greenland, then annexing Canada, reclaiming the Panama Canal and renaming the Gulf of Mexico. And now he envisions taking over a devastated war zone in the Middle East that no other American president would want.”

It’s the latest bluster and bullshit from the stupidest president in American history. I used to think it was Warren Gamaliel Harding or George Walker Bush, but the Insult Comedian makes them look like Albert Einstein. He is, however, good at flooding the zone with shit.

This is my first and last word on this subject unless and until something more tangible arises. A reminder to keep your gaze fixed on what really matters and it’s not neo-Imperialist fantasies about Canada, the Panama Canal, Greenland, and Gaza. It’s the wanton destruction of the federal government by MAGA extremists.

We all need some cheering up, so the last word goes to the B-52’s: