Dan Bongino went on FOX this morning to whine about how hard life is when you’re a working man:
Dan Bongino has a nice cry on Fox & Friends: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, my wife is struggling… I stare at these 4 walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but I mean, separated. And it's hard." (Note that Brian Kilmeade has to encourage him lol)
Remember the trope that Democrats are elitists who are out of touch with working class voters? Now tell me how many Democratic cabinet members complained about having to…sit in your office and work for 8-9 hours?
He’s crying because he’s been geographically separated from his wife, while in the meantime he’s fine with what happened the people who were deported without due process were separated from their loved ones.
Let’s look at one of the high level investigations that is exhausting Danny:
Dan Bongino, the incoming deputy director of the FBI, suggested on his popular podcast in January that the agency he is now about to help lead was complicit in planting pipe bombs around Washington ahead of the Capitol riot on January 6, 2021.
“I believe the FBI knows the identity of this pipe bomber on January 6th, four years ago, and just doesn’t wanna tell us ‘cause it was an inside job,” Bongino said on his podcast.
“Folks, this guy was an insider,” he added. “This was an inside job. And it is the biggest scandal in FBI history.”
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Bongino has called the bureau “corrupt” and even suggested it doctored surveillance footage of the pipe bomb suspect, suggesting the bomb was planted by law enforcement to create a narrative that Trump supporters were trying to assassinate then-Vice President-elect Kamala Harris.
“I’ve told you this many times,” he added on the January show. “The person who planted that bomb was definitely an insider. It was not an anti-Trump person. It was someone planting a bomb to create a narrative that crazy MAGA people are trying to assassinate Kamala Harris.”
To be honest, solving that mystery would be a good thing. His having to admit his conspiracy theory was wrong is the reason he’ll never tell the truth about it and I am sure looking for ways to cover it up is exhausting. Fuck’em.
This feels like good musical commentary to end on.
Every time I see a post from Dan Bongino posting in his official capacity I am going to share this and no one can stop me.
— Michael Senters the Sigillite (Yang Wen-li stan) (@mikesenters.bsky.social) 2025-05-29T05:25:14.352Z
We can all sleep soundly when such dedicated people as Dan Bonobo are in charge.