Here are some tips in case you find an abandoned tank or 2 this weekend in DC.
First, tanks are not well suited to damp, soft, muddy lanes. Should you find an abandoned tank, please carefully hook it up to tow to firmer ground.
If you find lost parade participants, be sure to offer them directions:
I love those videos so much. They’re such a perfect encapsulation of the scorn the Ukrainians have for the Russians and for Putin’s grasping, clownish desire for world domination.
And they’re the same attitude we should be taking toward President Grievance’s pity party on Saturday. The whole sad thing is less Triumph Of The Will and more:
It’s so sad that Mike Johnson, President Grievance’s BFF has to suddenly wash his hair on Saturday night.
House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., did not respond to Politico’s request for comment about attending the parade.
And the call has gone out for seat fillers:
Most importantly, remember that on Saturday there will be hundreds of gatherings across the country to protest this nonsense. Find your protest here:
Since our dumbass VP was confused about this Wednesday night at the Kennedy Center, once more for those in the back: