There has long been a freak show aspect to American politics. It used to be strictly a sideshow, but the Kaiser of Chaos moved it to center stage. It’s now all freak show, all the time.

MAGA loves flags and banners:

They even used flag poles to beat the shit out of the police during the Dipshit Insurrection. It was a banner day for mindless violence.

Longtime readers may recall my interest in freak show banners. It occurred to me that there are freak show banners that capture the essence of many leading MAGA maggots. This is my attempt to play Match The MAGA. Does that make me the 21st Century version of Match Game host Gene Rayburn? Discuss amongst yourselves.

In 2016, the Insult Comedian ran against the so called swamp in Washington. It was disingenuous because he became the swamp creature in chief after winning the electoral college. We begin with this banner:

Team Trump vilified and demonized Hillary Clinton in 2016. They still do: once MAGA finds a punching bag, they keep hitting. You don’t have to be psychic to know that.

Yeah, I know, it’s Romany. MAGA digs dated ethnic slurs as much as I dig this song:

Two of Trump’s fiercest foes in the 2016 primaries have become his sycophants. Lindsey Graham is a born sycophant: He went from John McCain’s sidekick to Trump’s stooge. He could even be called the toady’s toady.

Marco Rubio called Trump a con artist in 2016. He’s now Secretary of State, working to destroy programs he supported as a Senator. That makes Little Marco a:

Let’s stick with the cabinet of creeps and cretins.

Pam Bondi is a native Floridian and former state AG. She wasn’t the first choice for AG, it was Florida Man, Matt Gaetz. They went from Alligator Boy to:

If the Epstein mishigas doesn’t end soon, Trump may say this to Bondi:

Next up, a dual use banner. It works for Pete Hegseth because BEER. It works for Bobby Junior as well. I used this baby bear banner as the featured image of a post last August, Bobby Junior: Ich Bin Ein Bear-leaver.

Cosplay Kristi is one of the stupidest members of Team Trump, she’s also among the most sinister. What’s more sinister than a black widow spider? Her side piece Corey Lewandowski better beware of her bite:

Our final cabinet creature, Kash Patel, is bending and twisting the law on behalf of President Pennywise:

I’m certain that Kash condones the use of these:

Let’s move to Capitol Hill, which has become a snake pit under GOP leadership. Here’s Speaker Yellowbelly hanging out with his team:

Remember when Marge Greene went on about Jewish space lasers? Was she Miss Electra in a past life?

There are many candidates for the stupidest Congressional MAGA maggot. Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville is running for  Governor so I should mock this blockhead while I have the chance:

Did Coach Tubs play football without a helmet? That could make anyone a:

Before Trump, the GOP claimed to be the party of family values. Let’s talk Trump family values with his two adult sons; I give you Don Junior and Eric:

Let’s keep the freaky fire burning with some Zappa:

You’re probably asking yourself, where’s the POTUS freak show banner? It is not a clown that would be too obvious. I picked this one because of the tagline:

Repeat after me: He’s got seeds for brains.

That concludes this survey of the MAGA freak show. Sadly, it’s gone from being a sideshow to the main event.

The last word goes to Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show: