From Holden:

Five days away from the Internets have done me some good. What’s this? The White House posted a gaggle transcript from Nov. 23rd (with Claire “Don’t Call Me Pat” Buchan) while I was out. Let’s see how it starts.

MS. BUCHAN: Let me start with a little bit about the President’s day. He had his usual intelligence…

Ugh. I think I need five more days away from the Internets.