Preaching to the Proles

From Holden:

Lauwa stamps her feet and wrinlkles her nose, January 15, 2006:

So I really — I’m always a little bit irritated when I hear the criticism of abstinence, because abstinence is absolutely 100 percent effective in eradicating a sexually transmitted disease.

Perhaps Laura should penetrate the Xanax haze long enough to look to her own family before preaching to the rest of us.

FUN-loving First Twins Barbara and Jenna Bush were spotted dancing on tables at a boozy “Broken Resolutions”-themed soiree at D.C. hot spot Play the other night. The Grey Goose vodka-sponsored blowout featured “cigarette girls passing out smokes, chocolates and even condoms,” reports the Hill newspaper. “There were fishnet-clad dancers, sporting handcuffs and police hats, gyrating on a pole.” The toxic twins’ club-hopping lifestyle seems to have rubbed off on their long-suffering Secret Service bodyguards: The ear-piece-wearing minders were reportedly decked out in “clubby” clothes for the festivities.