Your President Speaks!

From Holden:

Today Chimpy took his cornpone to the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville.

He Sucked During President

One of the interesting things about the presidency is we get to entertain a lot, and my favorite — the favorite folks to entertain are the people that Laura and I grew up with. I like my buddies from West Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was President, and I like them during President and I like them after President.

But Does He Know Where He Is?

I particularly want to recognize Lieutenant Colonel Dan Epright. He’s in active duty, U.S. Air Force. He’s on a two-week leave from Iraq, where he’s stationed in the International Zone in Baghdad, as the American Forces Network Iraq Commander. He’s in his 20th year of active duty. I don’t know where Colonel Epright is, but wherever you are, thanks for serving. Welcome back. Epright. (Applause.) Thank you very much. Is that your wife?

I knew exactly where Epright was — I just forgot.

Ideological Perversion

The enemy is a bunch of cold-blooded killers that have taken a great religion — taken parts of a great religion and converted it into an ideology that is — they perverted a great religion, and they have an ideology.

The Haves and the Have-Haves

We’ve have an ideological struggle against fascism and communism.

Time to Rub It In

I remember growing up in Midland — Gatlin grew up in Odessa, by the way, right down the road — or the Gatlins did. I was white collar, he was blue collar. Anyway — (laughter.) I’m President, he’s a singer.

Chimpy Enlists in the War on Chirstmas

When we first got in there — one of the things I talked about over the Christmas season, or the holiday season — prior to the holiday season — was that we’ve adjusted.

Not A Good Week To Continue Sniffing Glue

But the question is not just numbers. I first asked about numbers. You’d read about these suiciders knocking people off that were trying to stand these recruiting stations, and so the question is, are you able to get recruits? If it’s dangerous to sign up, are you able to sign people up? And the answer is, absolutely.

A Bipartisan? So That’s What The Kids Are Calling It These Days.

I want the Democrats on Capitol Hill to hear loud and clear: I want a bipartisan on mandatory and entitlement spending for the sake of future generations of Americans.

Reality Check

I want to talk about four other issues right quick. You still awake?

Talk About Your Melting Pot

There are 1,500 countries in America in which a woman can’t find an OB/GYN.