Ass Missile Aloft!

GAAAAAH.

Read the whole thing. It’s too good for me to pick out just one bit. Just as an aside, though, I like this:

And they continue to this day, when being pro-civil rights, far from being controversial, is practically mandatory.

which seems to convey the feeling that if it wasn’t “mandatory” to be pro-civil-rights, Ass Missile and the Ass Master Jr. would just as soon put those minorities back in their places where they belong.

Blog of the year.

Hat tip to reader Chris.

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