From Holden:

The folks at online gambling site BetUS.com have posted the following odds related to the further adventures of Limpy Limbaugh:

Which drug/medication will [Limbaugh] be caught with next?

Marijuana: 2/1

LSD: 8/1

Cocaine: 4/1

Heroin: 6/1

Morphine: 1/1

Viagra: 4/1

Extasy: 12/1

Mushrooms: 10/1

Will he serve jail time because of drugs?

Yes: 6/5

No: 5/8

I’d put my money on Morphine and No.