More Relationship Advice From The Experts

at Craigslist:

Think about it- way back when, when you were getting your brains fucked out on a regular basis- what were YOU doing differently than you’re doing now? Planning dates, telling her she looked nice, acting like you’re happy to be with her? A thousand dollars says if you do that stuff again you’ll get the same result.

I’ve been writing about this stuff lately for Sirens, which is why it’s turned into Dear Abby around here.

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