Defend Marriage!

Last month Tom DeLay crawled out of his hole in order to address an important issue of the day.

Sara Evans has been a strong supporter of the Republican Party and represents good American values in the media. From singing at the 2004 Republican Convention to appearing with candidates in the last several election cycles, we have always been able to count on Sara for her support of the things we all believe in. … One of her opponents on the show is ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer. We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television by supporting good people like Sara Evans.

Heckuva job, Tommy!

Country singing star Sara Evans has announced she is quitting the hit ABC show “Dancing with the Stars” and also filing for divorce after 13 years of marriage.


Evans, 35, and her husband Craig Schelske, who live in Williamson County, Tenn., were married in 1993 and have three children together.

Hat-tip to jac.

UPDATE: Evan’s estranged husband Craig Schelske, former700 Club guest and Republikkkan congressional candidate, has been anaughty boy.

Sara Evans filed for divorce Thursday from her husband of 13 years, Craig Schelske, in Williamson County, alleging that he had committed adultery, verbally abused her and frequently watched pornography at home. On Thursday, Evans announced that she has dropped out of the ABC show “Dancing with the Stars” to give her family her full attention.

According to the document filed in chancery court, Schelske allegedly has on his computer at least 100 photographs of himself posing with his erect penis. There are several photographs of him having sex with other women, the filings stated.

“On his computers, husband maintains ‘Craigs Lists.’ Many of them involve requests for three party sex and anal sex. Husband’s ‘Craigs Lists’ are composed of personal ads on his personal sex engine involving him and prospective sex partners,” the documents stated

3 thoughts on “Defend Marriage!

  1. I see nothing inconsistant with the Repubs love of marriage and their trying to get as many under the belt as possible while the gettin’s good. If one’s good then two must be better. If two’s better…woah, now we’re moving into conservative-Republican-values icon territory.

  2. Obviously, married homos destroyed their marriage, the fundies will say.
    Don ‘t bother them with details about how or why. They just KNOW.

  3. How freakin classic!!!!
    I forgot she was Tom’s “girl”
    What a month for Repubs…the wheels are compeltely falling off…
    My guess is that the RW religious right C-listers will blame the divorce on
    A. The liberal “smut filled” television show {that happened to be on} B. ABC the network who broke the Foley story

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