I Iz Contractr

The shorter version of the story below–“Contractor Stuffed NOLA Area Floodwall with Newspaper”



I Canz Halp cuz Preznit Give Me Contract


I Iz Contractr

I Haz Werk 2 Do





The End


“The federal government is committed to building the best levee system known in the world”–Donald Powell, former Federal Coordinator of Gulf Coast Rebuilding


15 thoughts on “I Iz Contractr

  1. Okay, coffee, met keyboard.
    In what kind of fucked-up world do we live where this sort of thing is plausible?

  2. But shouldn’t all we bleeding hearts at least be happy that herecycled?
    What’s Johnny-boy got to say about this, I wonder?

  3. I’m laughing so hard I have to wipe the tears from my eyes with the Sports section. (Most Saints fans do this regularly anyway)

  4. My dutch friends here almost are offering us asylum.
    Who is the woman who did the comedy singing record, years ago on the plot of the Ring Cycle. As she said ‘I’m not making this up, you know’

  5. This is too, too funny.
    I think they ought to have stuffed it with the kosher for Passover pancake mix I just inflicted on myself and my son this morning. That stuff will definitely hold up against any flood waters headed its way.

  6. lb0313 – Anna Russell! πŸ™‚ “You DO remember the ring…DON’T you???” One of my and my dad’s faves! πŸ™‚
    Oh! Poor liprap! Can you make non-Kosher Belgian-style waffles this weekend to get that memory out of your palates? πŸ™‚
    Mmmmm, waffles! πŸ™‚

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