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Larry Craig and David Vitterco-sponsoring the Marriage Protection Amendment is like________________________________________.

23 thoughts on “Fill in the blank:

  1. spocko says:

    The Pope telling people what they can do with their sex life.
    Like George W. Bush telling a drunken sailor how to spend his money.
    Putting an oil lobbyist in charge of an overall energy policy.
    (How am I doin’?)

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  2. scout says:

    hey hey doing a-ok spocko

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  3. virgotex says:

    That “protesting me thinking doth too fucking much” or whatever it is thing people say when fuckmooks like this try to cover their tracks.

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  4. VJBinCT says:

    That’s a real toughie, but maybe the Village People should weigh in.

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  5. racymind says:

    Larry Craig and David Vitter co-sponsoring the Marriage Protection Amendment is like one saying to the other “If you won’t tell anybody I have a wooden dick, I won’t tell anybody you have splinters in your mouth…”

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  6. MapleStreet says:

    I don’t have words to express it.

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  7. Michael says:

    …Colin Powell lecturing the UN on Iraq’s WMD.

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  8. Bob Evans says:

    …is like Mumbles McCain sponsoring the GW Bush Elocution Prize.
    Where is Molly Ivins now that we really need her?

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  9. inkybrain says:

    …the funniest thing I’ve read sinceTom Jones.

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  10. inkybrain says:

    …the funniest thing I’ve read sinceTom Jones.

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  11. oyster says:

    It’s like Cheney offering duck hunting lessons.

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  12. jeffrey says:

    Half of Louisiana is underwater and the other…
    Dammit! Wrong thread again… can’t stop doing that for some reason.

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  13. jeffrey says:

    It’s like raiiiin on your wedding day

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  14. mdhatter says:

    Lennie and Squiggy organizing a take back the night march.

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  15. Blue says:

    Barack Obama representing a new type of politician and being an agent of change.

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  16. Interrobang says:

    …two and a half tons of flaming, molten scrap irony falling into my yard from a clear blue sky.
    I owe my friend Seeker an apology because I honestly thought he’d been duped by a clever hoaxer.

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  17. liprap says:

    Having the Mars Attacks aliens give us three MORE branches of government instead of killing ’em all.

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  18. sparrow says:

    I don’t know what comparison to make. I’m sitting here with a wide stance, toe tapping, and thinking, but nothing’s coming to mind.

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  19. Saint Augustine says:

    Larry Craig and David Vitter co-sponsoring the Marriage Protection Amendment is like:
    Mark Foley and Dennis Hastert establishing a scholarship for congressional pages to study deviant sexual behavior in republiscums.

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  20. pluege says:

    a republican/conservative/religious fundamentalist calling themselves a human being.
    .

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  21. Monkeyfister says:

    Larry Craig and David Vitter co-sponsoring the Marriage Protection Amendment is like:
    A closeted, gay, public-shitter sex troll and a diaper-fetishist whore monger defending morals that they don’t have.
    But, perhaps I am being a bit too literalist here…
    –mf

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  22. slim says:

    … Bill Clinton signing the Defense of Marriage Act.

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  23. Damian says:

    …Georgie Bush condemning cocaine and alcohol abuse.

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