Stupidest. Conservatives. Ever.

Damn, Utah:

And even though Buttars says in the documentary interview,…”the ACLU
– bless their black hearts…,” it’s his other comments which may get
the strongest reaction.

Like this one which the documentary maker confirms is about gays.

“They’re mean. They want to talk about being nice. They’re the meanest buggers I have ever seen.”

And just seconds later, Buttars draws a comparison between some gays and radical Muslims.

“It’s
just like the Muslims. Muslims are good people and their religion is
anti-war. But it’s been taken over by the radical side.”

Buttars also claims he’s “killed” every gay rights bill in the legislature for the last 8 years.

He also talks about gay marriage being the beginning of the end.

Buttars: “What is the morals of a gay person? You can’t answer that because anything goes.”

And finally, this is how senator Buttars refers to the “radical gay movement.”

“They’re probably the greatest threat to America going down I know of.”

That’s right. Yes, that’s right, you chewy little creep. Two dudes getting married is the greatest threat to America “going down” that you know of. A bigger threat, say, than the total annihilation of a city by a suitcase nuke, or somebody flinging a vial of smallpox into Times Square, or newspaper ads calling Gen. Petraeus mean names. It’s still gays, gays, gays, with the music and the buttsex and THE AIDS. Has nobody updated this guy on the Wingnut Priority Rankings since 1992? He’s still on people shoving stuff down his throat:

Now, in the interview, senator Buttars also talks about a certain type
of reported gay sexual activity which he claims is taking place.

But ABC 4 does not consider that appropriate for its news content.

Must … resist … cheap … “Buttars” joke …

Must … resist … cheap … how the hell does he know what new techniques are happening in the gay sex scene … comment …

Ah, fuck it. Seriously, not everybody who hates gays is a closet case, some of them are just jerks, but anybody who thinks this much about who’s doing what to who in a seekrit, sexy subculture that the world may not know of has a real problem he needs to work on with a therapist or possibly a dominatrix.

While we’re on the subject, anybody want to clue me in as to what this new type of gay sexual activity is? I try to stay on top (must … resist …) of all Internet traditions but lately nobody’s sent out the postcards listing the new positions we’re all supposed to try with men, women and pets before the ACLU meeting and flag-burning party. Help me out here.

Via ONTD.

A.

10 thoughts on “Stupidest. Conservatives. Ever.

  1. I know you’re not the person to ask, seeing as how you want to kill journalism and all, but wouldn’t you like to see just one interviewer ask Buttress and his ilk whether or not they areseeing someone about their obvious obsession with homosexual sex?

  2. While we’re on the subject, anybody want to clue me in as to what this new type of gay sexual activity is?
    I think guys are sharing spaghetti like Lady and the Tramp. Then doing unspeakable things with the meatballs.

  3. Are you sure it’s a NEW activity, or just one of the standards that Buttars likes, I mean, disdains the most?
    But here’s the thing, folks: I guarantee that anything gay folk do for sexual gratification is also something heterosexual people do for gratification.

  4. You know, as a resident of Idaho, I have to be glad that Utah exists cuz they make us look better in comparison, but DAMN.

  5. I guarantee that anything gay folk do for sexual gratification is also something heterosexual people do for gratification.
    Except for the one thing I can think of (and there are probably more) that (some) gay men can do to each other and for which straight people are not anatomically equipped. Granted, I doubt every gay man does those things, but they do exist.
    On the other hand, ifthat’s what’s got Buttar’s butt in a bunch, he really needs to stop hanging out in places where he gets exposed to gay subculture. He’s also excluding lesbians if so, but five gets you ten he’s got a drawerful of girl-girl pr0n.
    There’s practically a Golden Ratio stating that the more some guy is loudly upset by male homosexuality, the more misogynist he is, and the more he thinks dudeo-pornulated lesbian sex is the hottest thing ever.

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