Que es mas macho?

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So what is our POTUS thinking about right this minute?


No, not jobs like work.Jobs, like Steve. Obama is totally wishing he had Steve’s job, I bet. “Fucking Jobs! He’s got it easy. People WANT to hear what he has to say. He’s had his most profitable year ever. Damn, I hate that guy.”

In fact, according tothis poll, 69% of respondents thought today’s unveiling of the Apple Tablet was more important than theState of the Union address tonight, which only 27% believed was bigger.

The moral of this highly un-serious story? We need shinier, more awesome Democrats.


10 thoughts on “Que es mas macho?

  1. joejoejoe says:

    I don’t care if it rains or freezes long as I got my Apple Jesus.

  2. pansypoo says:

    more civics please.

  3. k says:

    Jobs at least gets things done.

  4. Quien es mas macho=who is more macho. Que es mas macho=what is more macho.

  5. karen marie says:

    Hey, Jesus, don’t be reigning on Virgo’s parade!

  6. marc sobel says:

    No I Can’t (watch the SOTU.) Wake me when he does something.

  7. BlakNo1 says:

    I’d rather watch The STFU.

  8. virgotex says:

    Thanks, Jesus. my bad. Even the old SNL routine got it right so I got no excuse.
    and karen marie, snerk… “reigning”

  9. pansypoo says:

    you missed a fine speech.

  10. Aaaargh says:

    He’s damned good at the speechifying. The actually doing something and not knuckling under to his corporate masters, not so much.

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