This Wonkette thread about Chunky Alvin the Chipmunk isof win:
Jeepers, he accomplished a lot while working on his Bachelor of Douchebag.
I have a theory that rather than old age, the US is like a former child
star now in his/her late teens or twenties: once we were a colossus
with lots of money taking care of the rest of the family, but we
invested badly and the money’s gone. Meanwhile we’ve lost our cuteness,
ratings plummeted, the show got cancelled, and we can’t gracefully
slide into adult roles. So we’re bitter and pissed off. It remains to
be seen whether we can transition into adulthood but accept that
instead of the lead role we might just be part of an ensemble on some
CW show, or if we’ll be poor, work as security guards for eighteen
bucks an hour, and occasionally show up in the news for a DUI or
domestic disturbance charge.
So we should be perp-walked on TMZ any day now, right?
… and occasionally show up in the news for a DUI or domestic
disturbance charge — or when we endorse the former governor of Alaska
for president. FIXED.