That Angelina entry works for me, too.
But I think you really need to compile an index, so we can research this more carefully.
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Scanning a couple of tags–Athenae and So-Called Liberal Media–my two favorite recent post titles are “Shorter Schieffer: Forget it Jake, It’s the Internet” and “About This Masturbation Thing.”
Whether you’d want to submit the posts themselves — the first one is a single sentence, the second a decent (or indecent, if you prefer) smackdown of the idiocy that is the O’Donnell worldview…anyway, either title could/should turn heads…
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I’d saythis since you don’t have a snowball’s chance in the first place. Submit a poke in the eye.This is probably too short to qualify, but calling Howard Kurtz a puss is always a good idea. I’d vote forthis one.
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a bit of %@#$ could do wonders.
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I like the Angelina one, and I like “I’m Glad we Kept our Powder Dry.”
About this Masturbation Thing is good, as is the one about “Who Makes Too Much Money.”
Those are the recent ones that have made me go FUCK YEAH, A! Sing IT!!
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I’m excited as hell for this contest – because you might as well call it The Biggest Tool.
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Why on earth would you want to do this? It’s like entering a cockroach-eating contest in hopes of winning a $20 Applebee’s gift certificate, to be awarded by a committee consisting of Joe Lieberman, Lanny Davis and Megan McArdle.
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My recent personal fave:
http://www.first-draft.com/2010/09/shaming-working-mothers-angelina-jolie-is-so-selfish-.html
But I’m biased. Then again, so is every pundit on the planet.
That Angelina entry works for me, too.
But I think you really need to compile an index, so we can research this more carefully.
Scanning a couple of tags–Athenae and So-Called Liberal Media–my two favorite recent post titles are “Shorter Schieffer: Forget it Jake, It’s the Internet” and “About This Masturbation Thing.”
Whether you’d want to submit the posts themselves — the first one is a single sentence, the second a decent (or indecent, if you prefer) smackdown of the idiocy that is the O’Donnell worldview…anyway, either title could/should turn heads…
I’d saythis since you don’t have a snowball’s chance in the first place. Submit a poke in the eye.This is probably too short to qualify, but calling Howard Kurtz a puss is always a good idea. I’d vote forthis one.
a bit of %@#$ could do wonders.
I like the Angelina one, and I like “I’m Glad we Kept our Powder Dry.”
About this Masturbation Thing is good, as is the one about “Who Makes Too Much Money.”
Those are the recent ones that have made me go FUCK YEAH, A! Sing IT!!
I’m excited as hell for this contest – because you might as well call it The Biggest Tool.
Why on earth would you want to do this? It’s like entering a cockroach-eating contest in hopes of winning a $20 Applebee’s gift certificate, to be awarded by a committee consisting of Joe Lieberman, Lanny Davis and Megan McArdle.