Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – No Woman No Cry edition

OK people – Iwasgoing to take a well deserved break from slogging through page after page ot Freeper toxic sludge, but – well, you know…

So – what could possibly have happened?

This:

Mark Levin: Sarah Palin NOT running in 2012
Facebook ^ | 10/5 | Mark Levin

Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:17:46 PM byTheBigB

Take it for what you will…posted on Mark’s page just now:BREAKING: GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN TELLS MARK LEVIN SHE IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012.

1 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:17:49 PM byTheBigB
CastleBravo
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(composite of three “breaking news” threads follows)

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To: TheBigB

I’m crushed, but not yet sure I believe it. She tellsMark Levin?????

I know you were waiting for that personal phone call, or pay-per-view event, but it’s not happening.

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4 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:19:20 PM bymelissa_in_ga(C’mon Sarah! GameOn!) Off!
FIFY.
To: cripplecreek

Romney is getting the nomination. I am beyond pissed.

19 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:21:51 PM byRummyChick (It’s a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side – perfect for Obama 666)
Welcome to reality.

To: 2ndDivisionVet
Quite frankly…I feel like a fool!

Probably my fault…but a fool is what I feel like. Maybe it’s time to bury my head in the back in the sand and regroup. I am actually heartbroken. Sarah should not have let us linger so long, expressing our faith that she would come in. She was following this site, as well as her own.

Family reasons is a good fall back, butit will take a while for me to forgive myself for being so stupid!

34 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:36:02 PM byBobbisox (All American Conservative Freeper, vicious Mama Grizzly, and a**PALIN PATRIOT**)
Ego te absolvo, my son.

To: TLI

This country is through. It’s all over.

23 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:22:46 PM byGargantua(President Palin is coming, and she’s bringing America with her!)
You guys really ought to consider changing your sig lines. Just sayin’.
To: clintonh8r

Why did she have us wait?

26 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:23:34 PM byPolitics4US
Because you morons were still sending her money? Just a guess, but it’s a pretty good guess.

To: Gargantua

I thought she loved America?

i feel sick to my stomach. She owes those of us who bought her books and supported her financially a explaination and an apology.

38 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:25:40 PM byse_ohio_young_conservative
You’re joking, right?

To: TheBigB

Crushed is the only word

39 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:25:57 PM byNonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush’s Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
And one is the loneliest number.

To: Christian4Bush

4 more years… the country’s dead. I’m not even 40 and the USA is dead.

40 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:25:57 PM byHectorOne
Well, there’s no sense waiting around to watch the inevitable gay/commie/socialist/black/mexican/welfare state come to fruition, is there?
SuicideRevolver
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To: Reagan Man
America will be a 3rd World banana republic by 2016. Cain will likely win, and be as bad as Obama due to not being up to the job. He shoots from thehip lip
FIFY

instead of admitting that he doesn’t know the answer, just like he did on “Right Of Return” in the Chris Wallace interview.

His opinion of himselfvastly exceeds the reality.

We’re done. Stick a fork in it. I can’t believe Palin would do this to America.

48 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:26:56 PM byGargantua (President Palin is coming, and she’s bringing America with her!)
What can I add to that but:
CartmanTears
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More rending of garments, gnashing of teeth, and raising of Cain after the fol de rol…

There’s more than a few “I-told-you-so”s to go around, of course:

To: TomGuy

Now we will have endless threads on who she should endorse. Just leave the spotlight SP, and let people focus on something productive, and not what you are going to say next.You are not that important. You would have lost anyway.

28 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:23:40 PM byBruinator (“For socialism is not merely the labour question, it is before all things an atheistic question”)
Oh no you didnt
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To: Bruinator

Wow. Tell us how you really feel! Anyway, Cain is a true conservative and he can beat Obama.Now if I can just find a job so I can contribute to his campaign.

55 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:27:29 PM byilovesarah2012
You stupid motherfucker. Did it ever cross your alleged mindWHY you’re out of a job?

To: 2ndDivisionVet

Cheney/West 2012!

56 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:40:11 PM byLiberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
SpitMyDrink
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To: EagleUSA

I am sorry to say that by not running she has lost all her power…

60 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:41:11 PM byThe Wizard (Madam President is my President now, and in the future)
WondeWomanPowerless
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Guess I’ll have to change my sig from Palin /West ‘12 to “stayin home”.

77 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:45:44 PM byCrim (Palin / West ’12)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
RUT ROH…as FR Palinites are going into meltdown mold, and heads are exploding. I sure want to hear from all you who guaranteed she’d run.
81 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:47:49 PM bycatfish1957 (A politican with a heart usually means they have one hand in our pocketbooks!!!)
To: trumandogz

Melodrama much??
I guess I will just go hang myself in the barn now… Nothing else to live for.

90 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:50:05 PM bywyowolf
Suicide watch
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

She will be on the record with Greta tonight and for the first time I WILL NOT be watching…betrayed is not the word that is strong enough for me, I was ready to help, I was ready to give, and I will NOT be running over to Walmart now for the DVD, which I went to get at 5am this morning…glad I didn’t get it.

She let these bastards win.

107 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:56:57 PM byThe Wizard (Madam President is my President now, and in the future)

To: 2ndDivisionVet

She didn’t have to win…as a candidate she could have fought for us and kept our hopes and dreams in front of the country, now she is just going to be seen as a quitter.

She could have spoken at all the debates, she could have carried our causes to the media, now she is nothing, she has deserted her opportunity and that is the biggest disappointment of all…

113 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:00:18 PM byThe Wizard(Madam President is my President now, and in the future)
You guys have reallygotto start changing those sig lines,
Seriously.

To: GlockThe Vote

Not if it means Romney. Eviscerate me if you want, but I’d rather fight the long fight for conservatism than to vote for Romney. Talk about 1 step forward and 100 backwards. yeah, I loathe Obama, but to Hell with Romney. I WILL not fight for him in any way, shape or form.

115 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:01:28 PM byRIghtwardHo

To: tws2411

Romney in the WH dilutes conservatism for a decade. Obama in the WH galvanizes conservatism.

I will NOT vote Romney. I’d rather fight and die than surrender. And voting Romney is a surrender.

120 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:04:19 PM byRIghtwardHo

To: tws2411
Am no fan of Romney but will he put this nation on a much better track then Obama? yes..

No, heck no and then some…he’s an extention of Obamas agenda…and why the media and the democrates appointed him as their favorate Republican candidate.

Get your head out of the sand…Romney will hand the election over to Obama…just like McCain did.

Romney…NEVER!

132 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:11:06 PM bycaww
You know, I think I’m beginning to detect a trend here…

To: Irenic

I was leaning Perry, until he became a living breathing gaffe machine.

151 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:23:25 PM bycatfish1957 (A politican with a heart usually means they have one hand in our pocketbooks!!!)
To: TheBigB

Well, sh!t.

It looks more and more like we’re going to be stuck with Romney.

I know that the Party Pukes favor him, but surely we can do better.

I won’t vote for Perry (after the “heartless” comment) and I won’t vote for Cain (after the racially tinged comments). A pity on both counts. They had me going.

So, what’s left?

SuicideRevolver

I was hoping to be enthused this time.

And I’m not enthused. Not even close.

59 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:27:43 PM bysurely_you_jest
To: TheBigB

Gee, I’m shocked. /sar

This has been obvious for months, but I admit I’ll miss the Palin fanatics “just wait until she announces” rants. Now, can we end this tomfoolery andwork on beating Romney first, and then Obama?

69 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:29:23 PM byCarling (Mitt Romney Signed a Bill that Mandated Taxpayer-funded Abortions)
Teamkillers
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To: TheBigB

This was the worst decision she could have made…I am crushed beyond belief andwonder what they threatened her with to get her out, she was always running and we all knew it.

77 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:30:46 PM byThe Wizard (Madam President is my President now, and in the future)
BLACKMAIL
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We needed her now not in 2016

I will not be supporting her in the future, she left us hanging and hoping and YES I’m disappointed but now I will send my support to Mr. Cain, family and friends will be knocking me for the next few weeks as well…

I guess I’ll eat ‘crow’ for the next few weeks, just today I stopped by walmart and bought her video…it is unopened so I will return it…and send the $15.00 to FR.

A fool and his money are perpetually parted.

OK time to seriously pick a favorite and get to work…OBAMA has got to go…

81 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:31:06 PM byhaircutter
To: LimberJim

she has lost all her power and will just be a joke…I feel so betrayed and that’s what Bambi wanted…they will never allow a real person into power…I wouldn’t be surprised if they cancel her speech in SK

97 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:33:01 PM byThe Wizard (Madam President is my President now, and in the future)
To: beandog

That is B.S.

She is letting her country down and that is a disgrace. Doesnt she have any guts at all? She just freaking rolled over and conceded victory to her enemies. \

she does owe people an apology and an explaination. What the hell is wrong with her?

99 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:33:05 PM byse_ohio_young_conservative

To: TheBigB

That’s too bad, I was hoping Palin would run. I still intend to cast my vote for her.

113 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:34:50 PM byupsdriver (to undo the damage the “intellectual elites” have done. . . . . Sarah Palin for President!)
Good idea.

To: indylindy

What the hell is wrong with her? Does anyone have an answer?

If this is how she is, I wouldnt hire her to run an ice cream shop. She is a person with little purpose nationally now and I can believe she just folded like a coward.

135 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:39:34 PM byse_ohio_young_conservative
To: se_ohio_young_conservative; All
Doesnt she have any guts at all? She just freaking rolled over and conceded

Thirty minutes ago, if I had posted on FR to the effect that Palin was seen as a “quitter”, you know what kind of flamage I’d have been hit with, right????

154 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:42:32 PM byNotary Sojac (“Goldman Sachs” is to “US economy” as “lamprey” is to “lake trout”)
Ban-Watch_It

To: se_ohio_young_conservative

This is reason number 1798 on why I will not donate to politicians…she strung along her followers for months and months, all the while accepting donations to her various PACs and books…then dumps out at the end while living high off the hog.

183 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:46:45 PM byAzzurri
Duh
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To: onyx; All

I am simply amazed and saddened at how hateful fellow freepers can be to one another when a candidate is being discussed.

Very disappointed.

190 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:48:08 PM byLUV W (The current candidates…? none of them are pushing MY buttons! RUN SARAH…R U N!!!!)

“First you kill off all the other races, then you start killing off all the other religions, then you start killing off the left-handed people, then you start killing off each other over the length of your crew cuts, until finally, there’s one person left – and no doubt that crazy son-of-a-bitch’ll attack the mirror.”

Dennis Miller

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To: famousdayandyear
I’m heading to the Caribbean, and from there will watch this once proud nation crumble under either the RINO leadership of a Romney/Perry, or due to the disastrously ineffectual missteps of her second not-up-to-the-task president in a row.
Don’t let the screen door hit ya in the ass. Oh, and in case you didn’t know – there’s a lot of coloreds there.

Unlike those who snipe from their armchairs while continuing to put up with this miasma of mediocrity, I’m f%$&ing outta here before it explodes.

I hear Somalia is nice this time of year – and no Big Government to take away your hard-earned dollars. No gun control, either,

Palin could have turned it around. There isn’t another Palin in the wings. America is finished, and Palin did it.

201 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:50:22 PM byGargantua (President Palin is coming, and she’s bringing America with her!)
TinyViolin
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To: Erik Latranyi
All due respect…her remaining ‘engaged and very vocal’ is the least of my concern now…

…her decision has hurt so many people…people who had built great hope with this woman…as well as I…

..personally I don’t want to hear or see her for a great while.

202 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:50:27 PM byGuenevere (…)
Good luck with that.
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To: TheBigB

246 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:55:30 PM byEvil Slayer (Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war)
Bwahaha
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To: Kaslin

I don’t think Cain will make it all the way. It’s not a job for a businessman. And I don’t mean that in a bad way.

I’m seriously considering Newt.

259 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 5:57:01 PM byJim Noble (To live peacefully with credit-based consumption and fiat money, men would have to be angels.)
Well, that makes two of you.

To: OneVike

In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might.

– Sir Winston Churchill

No time for regrets, the battle is still going on.

281 posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:01:28 PM bymnehring
I think this quote is more apropos:
Churchill (drunk) to Socialite: “Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?”

Socialite to Churchill: (thinks a moment) “Why of course, Winston.”

Churchill to Socialite: “Madam, would you sleep with me for 10 pounds?”

Socialite (outraged): “Of course not! What do you think I am?”

Churchill: “We’ve establishedwhat you are; now we’re simply haggling over theprice.”

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OK, kiddoes – time to get to the decontam showers and scrub the Freeper stink of despair out of our iso suits.
And, as always:
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Oh – and a parting shot for our Freeper buddies:

“If it was anybody else, I’d say what’s going to happen to you would be a lesson to you. Only you’re going to need more than one lesson. And you’re going to get more than one lesson.”

some Jewish commie

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13 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – No Woman No Cry edition

  1. Mass says:

    Excellent, as always. I love to head into the week with some humor. Thanks for brqving the Freeper muck for us. Now, go wash off the crazy!

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  2. azportsider says:

    As always, a great big thank you, Tommy. No one else I know has the cojones to visit the asylum on such a regular basis.

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  3. Pope Impious XXIII says:

    Please, spare the duck! I watched the Jon Stewart bit on SarahPAC right before reading this, so it was twice as funny as it would have been.
    Thanks.

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  4. Nora says:

    They really have absolutely NO self-awareness, do they? Here they’ve built this image of Palin in their heads by ignoring everything she’s done in the last three years, and then, when she does something that’s perfectly in keeping with her pattern of behavior, they wail and gnash their teeth and scream about betrayal.
    For Pete’s sake, guys, she ditched the governorship of Alaska after a year and a half. What on earth surprises you that she would lead you on and then fail to run for President?

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  5. Razor Eddie says:

    I think that noose/popcorn graphic is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, and perfectly depicts my trips through the palinista blogs.

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  6. This is the best thing about Monday morning.

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  7. gene214 says:

    She quit as Governor of Alasks. In her recent interview with Greta Van Sistern, she made it pretty clear that she’s really not interested in being President (doesn’t want to be shackled and all that). I mean, how obvious does it have to be. Sarahkins knew the minute Joe McGinness’s book came out that her campaign was kaput! She just took the money and ran (which is her usual M.O. anyway). By the way, Tommy, thanks for brightening yet another monday morning(Now lay off the fucking duck, will ya!:-))

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  8. MarcD says:

    I love this one:
    “She didn’t have to win…as a candidate she could have fought for us and kept our hopes and dreams in front of the country, now she is just going to be seen as a quitter.”
    Now? Now she is a quitter? Dude, everyone with half a brain on Earth knew that ling ago. I never understood where the idea that she loved America came from. Everything inmher past suggests she hasn’t a charitable or civic bone in her body, yet these people continue to believe the narrative.
    She collected all that money in SarahPAC and then didn’t donate to any campaigns in 2010. She quit the state of Alaska for money. She abandoned event after event when the media coverage waned.
    These idiots claim to Be the voice of the Founding Fathers ™, and they can’t remember what happened last year!
    Thanks again, Tommy. There should be a Pulitzer for diving in the muck.

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  9. I think this just proves Sarah Palin is smarter than any of us have ever given her credit for. Think about it:
    She pinpointed her market demographic with incredible precision and prescience.
    She convinced her market to give her money while she blatantly offered them nothing of substance in return. She was so good at that, that even though her market was warned, repeatedly, that she wasn’t going to deliver anything in exchange for their currency and dreams, they responded bygiving her even more currency.
    She got to quit her job, stopped working altogether, contracted a fewthird tier fantasy novels autobiographies, and got an incredible raise in salary.
    And while every one of them is angry right now, she’s still going to make money off of them! They’ll continue to contribute in hopes she’ll run as a 3rd Party candidate, or that she’ll use SARAHINCPAC to support Real American Candidates. Hell, she’ll be able to raise several million every four years by running this same scam on the same people.
    She’s really got it made.

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  10. Dee Loralei says:

    This was simply the best Tommy T’s freeperati ever! I usually giggle, but today I was howling!
    And I pity those poor people, I do. And I’m ashamed of myself.I truly am…
    Thanks TommyT!

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  11. Tommy T says:

    You like me!
    You REALLY LIKE ME!!!!
    Thanks, all…
    Tommy

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  12. Kibitzer 2006 says:

    Tommy–
    Sorry I’m late. I thought this week’s expedition was off, so I went down to patch some of those cracks in the old south-east retaining dam. Well, I’d just started chipping away at the old mortar when suddenly the whole thing collapsed.
    Everything’s fixed up now.
    I’m glad to see everyone got out safely.
    –Kibitzer

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  13. Tommy T says:

    Damn, Kibitzer. Change the batteries in your walkie-talkie! You could have drowned in the Tears Of The Freeperati.
    (already trademarked as a band name)
    Tommy

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