Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – Iowa Caucasians Caucus Edition

What a fun week it’s been, gentle people – drums of Freeper toxic waste (triple redundancy score!) have been piling up faster than I can catalogue them, much less open and decontaminate them.

Needless to say, the whole of Freeperville is awash in Santorum, so this one’s going to be more icky than normal.

Suits ON! Blowers ON! Airlock door OPEN! Let’s GO!

First one up –Romney takes Iowa – Jim Rob takes nitroglycerin!

Iowa GOP: Romney wins caucuses [Romney 30,015, Santorum 30,007]
CNN ^ | 1/4/12

Posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:09:20 AM bySlings and Arrows

Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney beat former Sen. Rick Santorum by a margin of just 8 votes in the Iowa GOP caucuses, the chairman of the Iowa Republican Party announced early Wednesday.


Gee, what a surprise.
1 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:09:25 AM bySlings and Arrows
Not really, no. If you expected anything else, you’re a nutcase, or Michelle Bachmann (but I repeat myself).

To: Slings and Arrows

Tokyo Rove had a box of Romney ballots ready just in case.

New MSM headline: “Landslide Mitt gets mandate from Iowa!”

3 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:12:13 AM byPAConservative1
“Tokyo Rove”?
Funny. I remember not so long ago, when you buttmunches were kissng his ass like it was the first time you’d ever gotten to first base.
Allow me to remind you, by posting a pic I took fromthe very forum you’re currently posting in, during the second term of the Dubya Administration, when you imbeciles thought “Tokyo Rove” was all that and a bag of chips :
Ring any bells?

To: Slings and Arrows

I find it very odd thatTokyo Rove was the FIRST person to know Willard “won” Iowa.

I guess not.

I would think the people counting the votes and the media would know first. And there were also reports of random precincts not counting right, but they refuse to do a recount.

No question about it: Romney and the establishment STOLE the Iowa caucuses!

29 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:29:35 AM byPAConservative1

To: Slings and Arrows

This whole Iowa Caucus stinks to high heaven! The Fox people said that the votes were lost so Romney and Rick agreed to pre-agranged vote totals?? This whole thing is Fishy…The 2012 race is looking like a Dog and Pony show to hand Romney the Nomination and get in his Admin’s good graces…I’m calling shenanigans!!!!

10 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:17:08 AM byjakerobins
You do that, chum. I’m sure the caucus Captains have been going over Freeperville with a fine tooth comb waiting to see if they should stop the polling because one or more of you dipshits didn’t like the outcome.

To: Slings and Arrows

Whole ROTTEN MESS was rigged!

Santorum is in the lead .. until greazy @$$ Rove starts ‘orchestrating’ HOW the last two


(Four Hour Late) precincts MUST have counted wrong and .. wouldn’t you know it .. Smarmy RNC chair comes on and announces how ALL the votes had now been ‘found’ and GUESS WHAT? .. MITTENS WINS .. by the exact same amount that he had been losing by! SURPRISE!!

GARBAGE ROVE “AND FOX” are THROUGH .. as far as I am concerned!

Ki$$ My @$$ FOX NEWS!!

30 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:30:39 AM bysillipuddi (“Thieves get rich, Saints get murdered”)

To: goldstategop

Santorum’s a weak candidate and his momentum won’t translate nationally. Why people are even rallying behind this duplicitous goofball, is beyond me.

31 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:31:30 AM byUtmost Certainty (Our Enemy, the State | Gingrich 2012)

To: Free Vulcan

You’re wrong! If we don’t like the outcome, it must be corrupt. Can’t be that the Romney vote tally is close to the 2008 numbers, that he ran a smart campaign (something we shouldn’t pay attention to), and that a caucus process is fairly decentralized and difficult to fix. It’s corrupt! Corrupt!

Freepers can like Mitt or not (I’ve been trying to stomach him till the McCain endorsement raised my level of bile again) – but I do wish people would be a bit more sane.

54 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:35:12 AM bysick1 (Don’t fear the freeper)
You wish people would be more sane?More sane?
Do you freaking realize where youARE?
It’s like saying (in the midst of a scrum) that you wish hockey players weren’t so damned pushy.

To: Country Patriot

Because ROVE is the Male counterpart of Nancy Pelosi!

He’s the Representative of the California 8th Congressional district and former Speaker of the House?

I havegot to start keeping up with this stuff.

He is every bit as slimy and dis-honest as any DemonRat and the fix is in for ‘his’ candidate Romney!

Rove gave us Obama .. through Bush

What’s the matter, Bunky? Dontcha lurvs your Commander Codpiece no more? You guys used to kiss his ass like it was the Pope’s ring and you were taking your last breath.

and BY GOD .. He is going to SHOVE Romney down our throats whether we like it or not!

Well, it’s still better than having Santorum shoved up your ass.

The B@$$-TURD doesn’t really give a D@MN if Romney or Obama wins because for him .. “It’s All Good”!

He’s an Elitists and part of the “Livin Large” crowd that has Long Ago, taken power and YOU? .. You’re one of “Those” little people!

Otherwise known as “The 99%”.

Shut Up and take what they give you!

(There will never be any other way to dis-lodge people like Rove .. short of a Revolution!)



60 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 4:09:59 AM bysillipuddi (“Thieves get rich, Saints get murdered”)

To: sillipuddi

Grow up sillipuddi

61 posted on Wednesday, January 04, 2012 4:11:05 AM byTexas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one)
I love it.
Someone on a forum where the go-to words are “DemonRATS”, “Obamination”, “Kenyan”, and worse , telling someoneelse on that forum to “grow up”.
Jim Rob delivers a post-Iowa jeremiad, gratutious mooslime-baiting, and Pee Party insanity after the fold-e-rol.