OK, people – iisten up.
I’m going to crack open the Folrida Primary Live thread at Free Republic, but Ive had to institute some special precautions – a BSL-3 containment labinside the existing iso chamber. The nasty stuff in the exploding heads of the Freeperati must be contained at all costs lest it leak into the environment – one single drop of this stuff could turn the entire population of the Dallas Metroplex into rabid suckerfish.
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OK – here we go!
FL Primary — LIVE THREAD
FreeRepublic | Waterloo Tuesday | FReepersPosted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:01:12 PM bytomkat
Have at it y’all !
Hey Florida — let’s show the Nation and all the RINO slugs some TeaPower today !
This one oughta be good for a couple thousand !
To: tomkatExit Poll – Newt has early lead in Florida
To: tomkatThanks for the thread
Hopefully we will be YEEEEEEE HARing here later tonight
5 posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 12:04:11 PM byTennessee Nana (Romney a Massachusetts moderate which is a liberal by Republican standards)
To: goseminolesNewt wins in a shocker!!!
Late deciders were fed up with Romney trying to buy nomination and revolted!!!Whatever happens in FLA, the Newtonian Revolution will go on. Big Ideas must beat Big Money or we are just a bunch of sheep caving into the establishment. Wake Up America!!! If you want to shock the system – you have to be willing to rock the system. Go Newt!!!
To: KaosinlaCNN calling it for Mitt
To: tomkatRomney wins, a blowout win, we lose
To: MissMagnoliaSometimes things are so rotten to the core, you have to abandon or tear them down and start over. I’m at that point with the GOP-e. Not salvageable if Romney prevails.My sentiments exactly. Shall I light the match and fire up the bulldozer?The GOP is dead to me!
525 posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:13:25 PM byRobertClark (“Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed”)
To: gswilderIf you don’t vote for the republican nominee, you are voting for Obama. And if you are voting for Obama, you are not a conservative. Any of the 4 republicans are more conservative than Obama. Don’t let your emotions cloud your senses.That’s not going to work on me anymore. If Romney is the nominee, I write-in.
My vote is MY vote, and it won’t go to someone who is opposite of what I hold dear.
To: gswilderToo bad for you this is an ANTI-ROMNEY website. We will continue to bash Romney just as much as we bash ZERO.
That is a fact. Romney supporters will continue to be banned. Don’t look for any support for Romney EVER on Free Republic. As it should be.
To: The Citizen SoldierI have been a very good Republican soldier. I’ve voted for Bush, Dole, Bush, Bush, McCain.
I do not have a romney vote in me.
547 posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:16:22 PM byRight_in_Virginia
To: gswilderOh take a hike…
I dont vote for evil pieces of dung like the liberal Willie Mitty…
I love my country…
I serve4d my country in the US military
Those gooks and slopes aren’t gonna kill themselves, you know.
the TWO TIME draft dodger coward Williard Romney doesnt deserve my vote
As opposed to two-time draft dodger Newt Gingrich..
As an American citizen the most precious thing I own is my right to vote
Its like a rare and expensive diamond…
ans so I treat it as such…
I dont give it away to any old broken down stinking wino hobo that comes begging for it…
580 posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 7:21:47 PM byTennessee Nana(Has Romney stolen the primary in Florida from the man the people really want and need???)
“one single drop of this stuff could turn the entire population of the Dallas Metroplex into rabid suckerfish.”
As a former resident, I can assure you that this ship is already out of the dock.
This feature is starting to feel like an 18th century field trip to Bedlem to view the lunatics. I’m still a good liberal if I don’t sling rotten fruit and rocks at the inmates, right?
Wow, graud bless the freepers — dumbest creatures on the planet.
Really looking forward to your eventual post on the Komen debacle — should be hilarious… 🙂
my wife hasn’t come home from work yet, so I have been able to use ALL of my Army words
The Ladies do tend to faint when a very naughty word indeed is uttered in Their presence!
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I can’t help but point out that the Freepers have pretty low regard for our political system. For all of their talk of American Exceptionalism, they believe that simply the act of electing Barack Obama has threatened the very existence of the Republic.
Every statement is about saving America. It is preposterous that a single election for a single branch of government can threaten our nation.
The self centered crap about MY candidate is precious, too. Ever heard of the Stones? We can’t always get what we want. Part of being an adult is reconciling those choices. Hey, I WANT Volkswagen to put a 7.2liter Mercedes engine in my car. Don’t think they are going to do it though, particularly if all I do is play Keyboard Kommando on some paranoia forum.
my wife hasn’t come home from work yet, so I have been able to use ALL of my Army words
Man, Freepers are dumber than I thought, if he hadda go in the Army to learn those words…most of us seem to have picked them up here and there before we hit enlistment age.
As the campaigns heat up, I see more and more craziness from conservatives. God bless ’em.
This is like being a fly on the wall in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Just dropping in to mention that “blamethrower” is my new favorite neologism. Thank you for that. 🙂
Jay,
“Blamethrower” is a weapon in Mystery Men. I can’t find the relevant clip, but the whole movie is worth watching if you haven’t seen it.
Their dedication to saving America from its citizens and the evils of democracy and all those amendments to the Constitution is impressive.
Those Freepers, what can I say? Well, bless their hearts.
Thanks, guys – love the commenters.
Tommy
By “statism”, they don’t mean “states’ rights”, they mean centralized government. Or at least the branch of government that is NOT under GOP control.
Wow, Tommy. That BSL-3 containment lab is great, but it needs to be bigger. I counted you and 12 other spelunkers crowded in there (all in bulky iso suits). I never guessed there were so many others exploring the dark tunnels when the alarm sounded. I had to hunker down in the emergency ejection capsule until the sludge subsided. (Sorry, I ate all your supply of survival popcorn. I’ll replace it before next week.)
That said, here’s what I managed to observe through the porthole’s safety glass…
That would solve a lot of problems for the next generation.
Let’s see: (1) African Americans, (2) Latinos, (3) Young People, (4) Women. [Listed in order of how the Freepi started noticing, not chronologically or in order of electoral importance.] That leaves a bunch of old white men (and only a subset of them). Yep, I’d say you’re pretty well screwed.
Who knew the Freepi were fans of The Who? P.S. That’s pretty bizarre typography and punctuation, even for South Freepistan.
–Kibitzer