Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted – what have you done now, boy?
You were a obnoxious self-aggrandizing jerkoff when I met you in 1975, and age doesn’t seem to have mellowed you much. Homeboy had just realized (in 1975) that playing mediocre guitar wasn’t gonna bring back the Amboy Dukes salad days, and had resorted to running around in a loincloth and grunting into the mike to entertain people.
He was so proud that he was gaining market share that he neglected to notice that people were coming to see him for the same reason people lined up at the sideshow – to gawp at The Geek. He was the sad kind of guy who shits in the punch bowl at a party to get attention, and thinks “Wow – I’m finally really popular – they’re all looking at me!”, when all he was really doing was providing the partygoers with a freak show.
And now this:
Ted Nugent Stumps for Mitt Romney at NRA Convention: “Chop their heads off in November” (VIDEO)
Right Wing Watch ^ | Josh GlasstetterPosted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:31:51 AM byBeaten Valve
Washed up rocker and reality TV star Ted Nugent appeared at the NRA’s national convention in St. Louis. Nugent, a longtime NRA board member and regular presence at conventions, rallied the NRA faithful on Saturday to vote for Mitt Romney: “Your goal should be to get a couple thousand, per person who’s here, to vote for Mitt Romney in November.”
Nugent called President Obama a criminal and denounced his “vile, evil America-hating administration” which is “wiping its ass with the Constitution.” Taking it a step further, he said that “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” “If you can’t galvanize and promote and recruit people to vote for Mitt Romney, we’re done,” he continued.
Supreme Court justices also came under assault by Nugent, who claims that the court’s more liberal members have signed a declaration against Americans’ right to self-defense: “We’ve got four Supreme Court justices who don’t believe in the Constitution. Does everyone here know that four of the Supreme Court justices not only determined you don’t have the right to keep and bear arms, four Supreme Court justices signed their name to a declaration that Americans have no fundamental right to self-defense.” Nugent concluded with a call to cut off the heads of Democrats in November: “We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?”
1 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:32:03 AM byBeaten Valve
To: svcwJust like the rest of us “old timers”, senility slowly eats away at our brains. Some faster than others.
I think Ted has gone “soft” in more way than one.
To: Beaten Valve“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”Yeah, sure Ted…
To: Beaten ValveDo we not like the Nuge now?
To: stuartcrApparently – at least according to some. It’s much easier when you’ve got someone else to tell you how to think.
To: stuartcrAfter today, ‘we’ won’t like Michele Bachmann either.
(referring to her Mittens endorsement that day)
To: stuartcr
Do we not like the Nuge now?Yeah, shortly not many to still like around here huh? 🙂
To: alturaIt looks like you people won’t have any heroes left …Soon. Very soon.
I think the moment we are all waiting for is if and when Sarah Palin endorses the evil, lying leftist.
Dick Cheney was close, but Sarah is the one who will really push the boat out.
Ted Nugent Implies He’ll Kill Obama: Secret Service Looking Into Explosive Comments
ibtimes.com ^ | April 17, 2012 | Howard Koplowitz:Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:18:27 PM byFree ThinkerNY
Calls are mounting for Republicans and specifiaclly, Mitt Romney, to denounce right-winged rocker Ted Nugent’s suggestion that he’d kill President Obama as the Secret Service says they’re looking into the matter.
“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will be dead or in jail by this time next year,” Nugent told the NRA’s annual convention in St. Louis over the weekend, Right Wing Watch reported. Nugent, an outspoken gun rights advocate, is an NRA board member and surrogate for likely Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
Nugent spoke at the convention to push NRA members to persuade others to vote for Romney.
A Secret Service spokesman said agents are aware of Nugent’s comments “and we’ll conduct an appropriate follow up,” New York magazine reported.
1 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:18:34 PM byFree ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNYTed said no such thing
and the Obama administration is simply fabricating Ted’s words so that they will have an excuse to put Ted Nugent and other great American Patriots in Democrat run Prison Detention camps.
9 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:24:26 PM byUncle Slayton
To: Free ThinkerNY
Secret Service Looking Into Explosive CommentsThey’ll look into it right after the finish looking into the Black Panthers bounty on George Zimmerman’s head…right?
To: Free ThinkerNY“A Secret Service spokesman said agents are aware of Nugent’s comments “and we’ll conduct an appropriate follow up,”Yes, they will fly him to Columbia for interrogation. . . .
Sometimes, I think what I enjoy the most about these are the few freepers with enough brains to see how suicidally stupid the rest of them are. And when they point out how misguided the wingnuts are, they get shouted down and banned, ensuring the freepers get stupider and stupider and stupider…
Can’t wait until after the election. These folks will be found in bed, plastic bags taped over their heads, warm-ups and brand new Nikes. Room-temperature Dixie Cup with a little KoolAid/cyanide jungle juice.
Scott – it’s like natural DEselection.
Tommy
“Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.”
Maybe that’s not such a bad thing…
Scott – one might call it epistemic closure, but that ship sailed long ago. Mst of us have learned in life that sometimes your reality can’t match your utopia. We work for single payer health care, but realize that covering 30 million Americans that weren’t covered before and adding mandatory coverage on existing conditions was a step in the right direction. Certainly better than getting a fistful of air.
The Freepergencia, however think that being close-minded, obstinate, inflammatory, offensive, and discriminatory will help them get to their ends. Because those methods work so well in other areas of our lives like… Well… Like… Um… Yeah.
I’m most amused by the Internet tough guys, like Nugent, who have never been closer to a uniform than a Burger King paper hat.
Well put MarcD – both paragraphs.
As to Nugent and the freepers, why should one making constant inflammatory comments be surprised when the authorities decide that they need to look closer? And just because Nugent isn’t likely to follow through on his threats, why shouldn’t it be considered a very real possibility that some other person or persons might act on these statements (hence the crimes denoted as “Inciting”)?
Did you guys like my “Downfall” parody? Most of it is direct quotes from Kim Rob’s manifester quoted in last week’s “Obsession”.
Except for the funny parts.
Those were mine.
Tommy
Hey Tommy,
Epic parody with “Downfall”! I thought you should feature this separately (with some intro words to set it up), otherwise it gets lost within your long post, and I don’t think people realize what delicious goodies are in that video.
Cheers and thanks!
Best Downfall evar, TommyT! It really needs to be front paged all by it’s lonesome.
And the Freepathon is up to 29% of the goal of $94,000. (Where did that number come from anyway? It looks so precise. I’m surprised it isn’t $94,361.27.) Anyway, either Tommy or I is winning the bet–I still wish I could remember which side I bet on.
They service secrets? I thought it was hookers servicing them. Ménages à trois? Anyway, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. But what if he’s also my enemy? It starts to get recursively confusing.
Yep. I knew there was a reason the Secret Service offered all those courses in Advanced Ventriloquism.
Oh God no! At least not till we get that new Yucca Mountain containment facility up and running.
…and I’m telling the teacher on you.
What happened to all those Freedoms they were so worried about?
P.S. OK, I’m confused. Do we like Ted Nugent or not?
–Kibitzer