Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Great White Draft-dodger” edition

Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted – what have you done now, boy?

You were a obnoxious self-aggrandizing jerkoff when I met you in 1975, and age doesn’t seem to have mellowed you much. Homeboy had just realized (in 1975) that playing mediocre guitar wasn’t gonna bring back the Amboy Dukes salad days, and had resorted to running around in a loincloth and grunting into the mike to entertain people.

He was so proud that he was gaining market share that he neglected to notice that people were coming to see him for the same reason people lined up at the sideshow – to gawp at The Geek. He was the sad kind of guy who shits in the punch bowl at a party to get attention, and thinks “Wow – I’m finally really popular – they’re all looking at me!”, when all he was really doing was providing the partygoers with a freak show.

And now this:

Ted Nugent Stumps for Mitt Romney at NRA Convention: “Chop their heads off in November” (VIDEO)
Right Wing Watch ^ | Josh Glasstetter

Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:31:51 AM byBeaten Valve

Washed up rocker and reality TV star Ted Nugent appeared at the NRA’s national convention in St. Louis. Nugent, a longtime NRA board member and regular presence at conventions, rallied the NRA faithful on Saturday to vote for Mitt Romney: “Your goal should be to get a couple thousand, per person who’s here, to vote for Mitt Romney in November.”

Nugent called President Obama a criminal and denounced his “vile, evil America-hating administration” which is “wiping its ass with the Constitution.” Taking it a step further, he said that “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” “If you can’t galvanize and promote and recruit people to vote for Mitt Romney, we’re done,” he continued.

Supreme Court justices also came under assault by Nugent, who claims that the court’s more liberal members have signed a declaration against Americans’ right to self-defense: “We’ve got four Supreme Court justices who don’t believe in the Constitution. Does everyone here know that four of the Supreme Court justices not only determined you don’t have the right to keep and bear arms, four Supreme Court justices signed their name to a declaration that Americans have no fundamental right to self-defense.” Nugent concluded with a call to cut off the heads of Democrats in November: “We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?”

1 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:32:03 AM byBeaten Valve
To: Beaten Valve

I am still not getting why Nugent is supporting Romney the gun grabber.

2 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:34:12 AM bysvcw (If one living cell on another planet is life, why isn’t it life in the womb?)
Because he’s an attention whore?

To: svcw

Just like the rest of us “old timers”, senility slowly eats away at our brains. Some faster than others.

I think Ted has gone “soft” in more way than one.

5 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:36:55 AM byDH (Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
When Freeperati start making erectile dysfunction jokes at your expense, it’s time to hang it up (or down, as the case may be).

To: Beaten Valve
“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

Yeah, sure Ted…

10 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:41:33 AM bystormer
Damn. Can’t a brotha get some love here?

To: Beaten Valve

Do we not like the Nuge now?

15 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:43:04 AM bystuartcr (“When silence speaks, it speaks only to those that have already decided what they want to hear.”)
“Somebodypleeease tell me what to think! The hive mind is breaking down! Who do I like??”

To: stuartcr

Apparently – at least according to some. It’s much easier when you’ve got someone else to tell you how to think.

37 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 9:08:34 AM byrockrr (Everything is different now…)
TheyLiveWhoCanSee

To: stuartcr

After today, ‘we’ won’t like Michele Bachmann either.

(referring to her Mittens endorsement that day)

20 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:48:32 AM byaltura
To: altura
After today, ‘we’ won’t like Michele Bachmann either.

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.Wait till Palin endorses Romney in Tampa. This place is going to go in to full meltdown mode.

26 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 8:59:31 AM byDrew68
Popcorn

To: stuartcr

Do we not like the Nuge now?

Yeah, shortly not many to still like around here huh? 🙂

28 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 9:01:50 AM bybillva

To: altura
It looks like you people won’t have any heroes left …

Soon. Very soon.

I think the moment we are all waiting for is if and when Sarah Palin endorses the evil, lying leftist.

Dick Cheney was close, but Sarah is the one who will really push the boat out.

55 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 9:28:54 AM byrogue yam
To: rogue yam

You are right. Mark my word, the Tea Party will endorse Romney in the end. Then the Tea Party will join Levin, Cheney, Bachmann, Nugent, Cain, and Palin on the purge list.

72 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 9:50:23 AM bygusty
Yes – but I’ve saving that thread for after the jump.
Isn’t thereanything that can save old turn-em-up Ted from more humiliation by the Freeperati who used to adore him so?

Ted Nugent Implies He’ll Kill Obama: Secret Service Looking Into Explosive Comments
ibtimes.com ^ | April 17, 2012 | Howard Koplowitz:

Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:18:27 PM byFree ThinkerNY

Calls are mounting for Republicans and specifiaclly, Mitt Romney, to denounce right-winged rocker Ted Nugent’s suggestion that he’d kill President Obama as the Secret Service says they’re looking into the matter.

“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will be dead or in jail by this time next year,” Nugent told the NRA’s annual convention in St. Louis over the weekend, Right Wing Watch reported. Nugent, an outspoken gun rights advocate, is an NRA board member and surrogate for likely Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Nugent spoke at the convention to push NRA members to persuade others to vote for Romney.

A Secret Service spokesman said agents are aware of Nugent’s comments “and we’ll conduct an appropriate follow up,” New York magazine reported.

1 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:18:34 PM byFree ThinkerNY
Oh noes! RINO Ted is being persecuted by the whoremongering Service of Secrets!!! Who work for OBUMMER!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

To: Free ThinkerNY

Ted said no such thing

DeNile

and the Obama administration is simply fabricating Ted’s words so that they will have an excuse to put Ted Nugent and other great American Patriots in Democrat run Prison Detention camps.

9 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:24:26 PM byUncle Slayton
To: Free ThinkerNY

I guess the SS will investigate him between hooker parties.

18 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:25:30 PM byTADSLOS (The Romney crowd is stinking up FR. This place needs an enema.)
YEAH! HOOKERS!! and um – MOAR HOOKERS!!!

To: Free ThinkerNY

Secret Service Looking Into Explosive Comments
They’ll look into it right after the finish looking into the Black Panthers bounty on George Zimmerman’s head…right?
19 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:26:29 PM byPuppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
Of course they will, dipshit – just as soon as Zimmerman gets elected President.
Moron.

To: Free ThinkerNY
“A Secret Service spokesman said agents are aware of Nugent’s comments “and we’ll conduct an appropriate follow up,”

Yes, they will fly him to Columbia for interrogation. . . .

28 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:32:52 PM byVoter#537 (Cold War Veteran. . . . US Army Security Agency 1964-1968)
Wassamatter, bunky? I thought you authoritarian turd-munchers justluved you some “extraordinary rendition”. Change yer mind all of a sudden?
More thrilling wonder tales after the cheese dip!

OK – where were we?
Oh yes –RINO Ted is back on top at Freeperville!

To: Free ThinkerNY

Wait a second, Ted tried to clear things up with the following statements, as reported on Yahoo news. Glad he was able to resolve all the confusion. Man, I love this guy!

Quoted later today:

“I will stand by my speech,” he said, and then upped the ante by heaping more scorn on Democrats, describing Wasserman Schultz as a “brain-dead, soulless, heartless idiot.”

Nancy Pelosi, minority leader for the House of Representatives, he added, is a “sub-human scoundrel.”

Nugent also claimed the generally mild-mannered Romney agreed with his remarks.

“Mitt Romney knows what I’m saying is true. He puts it into words for him, I put it into words for me,” he said.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/secret-looking-ted-nugents-violent-anti-obama-rant-214835918.html

88 posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:15:28 PM byNicojones
You sure about that, faeces-boy?

“Meanwhile, Romney, via Saul, distanced himself from the mishuggeneh Michigander: “Divisive language is offensive no matter what side of the political aisle it comes from. Mitt Romney believes everyone needs to be civil.”
The Motor City Meshuggah then responded by telling Andrea Saul to go fuck herself.

Nugent: Secret Service satisfied comments did not threaten Obama (Now STFU Libs!)
LA Times ^ | 4/19/2012 | Michael A. Memoli

Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 4:40:52 PM bytobyhill

Rocker Ted Nugent said he had an amicable meeting with the Secret Service on Thursday, seemingly ending the dustup over controversial comments Nugent made at the National Rifle Assn. convention earlier this week.

Nugent, a longtime conservative and NRA board member who endorsed Mitt Romney for the Republican presidential nomination, had Democrats howling after comments in which he described the Obama administration as “vile, evil and America hating.”

If Obama won reelection, Nugent said he “will either be dead or in jail,” and also called on conservatives to “ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November.”

1 posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 4:40:56 PM bytobyhill
Yeah!
SFTU, libs!
Hey -wait – what happened to the extraordinary rendition and Breitbart-style assassination by the hookers-and-blow-addled SS? No prison camps? No waterboarding?
Geez.

To: tobyhill

Hopefully, we won’t pick on the SS too much. Most are good, and there are always bad eggs.

Imagine if you had this job and you had to protect what is most probably the most stupid, ignorant, arrogant quota baby that ever was.

You’d have a hard time towing the line too.

10 posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 4:52:29 PM byDa Coyote
YEAH!
OBUMMER DROVE THEM TO IT!!!

To: tobyhill
I would have told them to keep the f off my property without an arrest warrant.
13 posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 4:57:53 PM byGay State Conservative (Unlike Mrs Obama,I’ve Been Proud Of This Country My *Entire* Life!)
Yeah. Sure you would.
And –my personal favourite:

To: tobyhill

Well, good.

Now he can show up for his gig Friday night the 20th at Nutty Jerry’s in Winnie, TX.

27 posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 7:25:29 PM byEaker (When somebody hands you your arse, don’t give it back saying “This needs a little more tenderizing.”)
Shazam
.
Well, I promised you good people a Tea Party / Romney thread, so here it is:

Tea Party Warms To RomneyTalking Points Memo ^ | 4/18/12 | Kyle Leighton

Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:02:41 AM byHaiku Guy

One chunk of the Republican electorate has proved an incredibly fickle voting bloc, denying party unity while the nominating process dragged on. It’s the same group of conservative voters that went from candidate to candidate, looking for an alternative to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney.

Now, out of options, it seems that those who identify themselves as tea party supporters are finally coming home to the presumptive nominee.

(snip)

1 posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:02:55 AM byHaiku Guy
And here we go!!!

To: Haiku Guy

> Tea Party Warms To Romney

Bullsh!t !!!!!
We are the Tea Party, and I can’t think of a single Freeper who would even consider Romney for anything.

4 posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:07:29 AM byBuffaloJack (End Obama’s War On Freedom.)
To: BCR #226

Believe it or not, we could do worse.

12 posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:16:58 AM byHaiku Guy (“The problem with Internet Quotes is that you never know if they are real” — Abraham Lincoln)
I see a new campaign slogan aborning!
RomneyCouldDoWorse
.

To: agere_contra
Even before the RNC have a nominee?

It’s true, Romney could have a heart attack or something before they make it official. Short of that though, yeah, Willard is the nominee. Paul was never a serious challenger and Newt is off having fun, visiting zoos and such and hoping people will continue sending in money to help pay down his campaign debt. One has to begin to wonder why Gingrich is even continuing to get secret service protection at this point.

48 posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:37:49 AM byLongbow1969
RomneyCouldHaveHeartAttack

To: Haiku Guy; Jim Robinson

Why are you shilling for romney when the forum owner has made it explicitly clear that his resources on this forum are not to be used to support the campaign of the liberal liar and worthless piece of crap romney? Are you really this arrogant? How inconsiderate of you. Shame on you.

68 posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 7:54:12 AM byWhats-wrong-with-the-truth (Romney… Just put the (D) behind your name and be done with it.)
BanHim10

To: GOP_Party_Animal

“Our choice is unpalatable but clear.”

GOP strategy works again! Geez those guys are clever in pushing their progressive candidates! “Well, you HAVE to vote for him now, consider the alternative!”

84 posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:10:04 AM byDBrow
RomneyBetterThanAlternative

To: Haiku Guy
I will not vote for a pro-abortion, gun-control freak, big government socialist.

FUBO.

FUMR.

FUHG.

104 posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 8:24:52 AM byArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
HughGrantHey

To: 6ppc

As I stated in my previous post, it was conservatives who failed to unite and we can’t blame it on the Republican party or the media.

A lot of us piddled around expecting to vote for Palin.

When she opted not to run, some ran blindly (and stupidly) to a likeable but totally unqualified and fatally flawed Herman Cain.

From then on we kicked one after another under the bus on some petty stuff we didn’t like about this one or that one.

Don’t blame the Republican Party and don’t blame the media.

We made a huge mistake, but let’s not make another one by voting for Obama.

Every day Obama’s behavior becomes more erratic and egregious and his planned tyranny more obvious.

If you can’t bring yourself to vote for the Republican candidate because you don’t ‘like’ him, and you think you are teaching someone a ‘lesson,’ you are so foolish I can’t even find words to describe it.

146 posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2012 9:16:35 AM byaltura
I can find two words that describe it perfectly.
Free Republic.
Thanks, guys – see you next week!

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11 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – “Great White Draft-dodger” edition

  1. Scott says:

    Sometimes, I think what I enjoy the most about these are the few freepers with enough brains to see how suicidally stupid the rest of them are. And when they point out how misguided the wingnuts are, they get shouted down and banned, ensuring the freepers get stupider and stupider and stupider…

  2. Mass says:

    Can’t wait until after the election. These folks will be found in bed, plastic bags taped over their heads, warm-ups and brand new Nikes. Room-temperature Dixie Cup with a little KoolAid/cyanide jungle juice.

  3. Tommy T says:

    Scott – it’s like natural DEselection.
    Tommy

  4. Drivebyposter says:

    “Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.”
    Maybe that’s not such a bad thing…

  5. MarcD says:

    Scott – one might call it epistemic closure, but that ship sailed long ago. Mst of us have learned in life that sometimes your reality can’t match your utopia. We work for single payer health care, but realize that covering 30 million Americans that weren’t covered before and adding mandatory coverage on existing conditions was a step in the right direction. Certainly better than getting a fistful of air.
    The Freepergencia, however think that being close-minded, obstinate, inflammatory, offensive, and discriminatory will help them get to their ends. Because those methods work so well in other areas of our lives like… Well… Like… Um… Yeah.

  6. David Terrenoire says:

    I’m most amused by the Internet tough guys, like Nugent, who have never been closer to a uniform than a Burger King paper hat.

  7. MapleStreet says:

    Well put MarcD – both paragraphs.
    As to Nugent and the freepers, why should one making constant inflammatory comments be surprised when the authorities decide that they need to look closer? And just because Nugent isn’t likely to follow through on his threats, why shouldn’t it be considered a very real possibility that some other person or persons might act on these statements (hence the crimes denoted as “Inciting”)?

  8. Tommy T says:

    Did you guys like my “Downfall” parody? Most of it is direct quotes from Kim Rob’s manifester quoted in last week’s “Obsession”.
    Except for the funny parts.
    Those were mine.
    Tommy

  9. dr z says:

    Hey Tommy,
    Epic parody with “Downfall”! I thought you should feature this separately (with some intro words to set it up), otherwise it gets lost within your long post, and I don’t think people realize what delicious goodies are in that video.
    Cheers and thanks!

  10. Dee Loralei says:

    Best Downfall evar, TommyT! It really needs to be front paged all by it’s lonesome.

  11. Kibitzer 2006 says:

    And the Freepathon is up to 29% of the goal of $94,000. (Where did that number come from anyway? It looks so precise. I’m surprised it isn’t $94,361.27.) Anyway, either Tommy or I is winning the bet–I still wish I could remember which side I bet on.

    Oh noes! RINO Ted is being persecuted by the whoremongering Service of Secrets!!! Who work for OBUMMER!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! [Tommy T]

    They service secrets? I thought it was hookers servicing them. Ménages à trois? Anyway, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. But what if he’s also my enemy? It starts to get recursively confusing.

    Ted said no such thing and the Obama administration is simply fabricating Ted’s words so that they will have an excuse to put Ted Nugent and other great American Patriots in Democrat run Prison Detention camps. [April 17, 2012 1:24:26 PM by Uncle Slayton]

    Yep. I knew there was a reason the Secret Service offered all those courses in Advanced Ventriloquism.

    [Random Freepus drivel omitted] [April 17, 2012 1:25:30 PM by TADSLOS (The Romney crowd is stinking up FR. This place needs an enema.)]

    Oh God no! At least not till we get that new Yucca Mountain containment facility up and running.

    To: Haiku Guy; Jim Robinson
    Why are you shilling for romney when the forum owner has made it explicitly clear that his resources on this forum are not to be used to support the campaign of the liberal liar and worthless piece of crap romney? Are you really this arrogant? How inconsiderate of you. Shame on you. [April 18, 2012 7:54:12 AM by Whats-wrong-with-the-truth (Romney… Just put the (D) behind your name and be done with it.)]

    …and I’m telling the teacher on you.
    What happened to all those Freedoms they were so worried about?
    P.S. OK, I’m confused. Do we like Ted Nugent or not?
    –Kibitzer

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