I was thrilled 3 or 4 years ago when I belated learned that Tina Fey was half-Greek. It’s an ethnic pride thing; plus I’ve had a crush on the funny and brilliant Ms. Fey for years. It’s just a pity that I never had this classic recitation, uh, recited by my late father, Lou: “Tina Fey is Greek. She’s doing very well, you know.”

Via Planned Parenthood Action.