Today on Earljam’s Obsession with the Freeperati – No True Conservative edition

Good morning, you commies, and G*d Bless America!

Well, now that I’ve been outed by the Palin-worshippers, there’s no damn reason for me to pretend any longer.

My name’s Earljam, and your homosexualist-worshipping asses are mine.

Let’s look at some Earl pearls of True Conservative wisdom, ya wanna?

First – when yer boat gets full, it just needs a little Palin’ out!

Sarah Palin and the End of an Era: Split from FNC highlights fade of Tea Party as well as her own

The National Journal ^

| January 27, 2013
| Jill Lawrence

Posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 1:43:03 AM by 2ndDivisionVet

The news that Sarah Palin will no longer be a paid contributor to Fox
News puts an exclamation point on the end of an era, or at least a
chapter, in U.S. political history. She could land somewhere else, and
she still has her Facebook friends, but it’s hard to imagine she’ll find
a more visible or influential platform than Fox.

The former
Alaska governor and 2008 vice presidential nominee has been fading from
the scene for some time, as she inadvertently highlighted when she
complained on Facebook during the Republican convention in August that
the network had canceled her scheduled interviews that night. Her
brother, Chuck Heath Jr., told Alan Colmes last week on Fox Radio that
his sister is “kind of laying low right now,” though he wouldn’t or
couldn’t say when asked why.

Once the face of an energetic and
politically potent Tea Party movement, Palin is leaving Fox at a time
when polls show the Tea Party at an all-time low in both membership and
favorability. Her departure also coincides with calls by some leading
Republicans for their party to stop saying things that erode the GOP
brand and turn off voters in droves.

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal
said bluntly this week at a Republican National Committee meeting in
Charlotte that the GOP needs to stop being “the stupid party,” and
former Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour said he agreed. The two were
talking in particular about losing Senate candidates Todd Akin of
Missouri and Richard Mourdock of Indiana, both of whom made inflammatory
(and in Akin’s case, flagrantly ignorant) comments about rape.

But
Palin, with her flamboyant rhetoric, has stoked her own
disproportionate share of controversies. This is the woman who, after
all, coined the term “death panels” to describe discussions between
patients and physicians…

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How many times are they going to write her obituary?
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posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 1:43:16 AM
by 2ndDivisionVet
As many times as it takes, quim-chaser.
My man McCain should have arranged an interview for her with the bottom of Lake Superior.

To: freekitty

Sarah Palin should have her own TV channel.

4
posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 1:57:24 AM
by Berlin_Freeper
(Molon Labe)
She does, ya pussified shoe-sniffer – it’s called the Home Shopping Network.

To: Berlin_Freeper

She already has a spiffy studio in her home in Wasilla.

5
posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 2:00:26 AM
by 2ndDivisionVet
(I’ll raise $2million for Sarah Palin’s presidential run. What’ll you do?)
If by “Spiffy” you mean she hasn’t started shitting in the corners yet, yeah. Let her fester there until she explodes.

To: Cowboy Bob
This might explain the author…


Ummm. Meet jill.

13
posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 2:50:33 AM
by MestaMachine
(Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
Bullshit. If you put some fuck-me pumps and librarian glasses on her, and squash her nose flat, you’d do her in a minute. Now get back on your knees in front of old Balin’ Palin and do what you were hired to do.

To: 2ndDivisionVet
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh …

She’s re-loadin’

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posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 3:17:52 AM
by knarf
(I say things that are true … I have no proof … but they’re true)
That’s because she can’t hit shit. That stupid piece of meat thinks she’s Annie Oakley, but she’s really William S. Burroughs.

To: 2ndDivisionVet

This was arranged by the GOPe comprising Rove, Romney, Powell
and the other Soros-Obama plants.

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posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 6:37:03 AM
by Diogenesis
(Vi veri veniversum vivus vici)
Hey –screw you! My man Karl Rove handed the Presidency over to us not once, but twice! The only thing that dim-witted skirt ever handled was when she was handled her ass by Katie Couric.
Katie Kouric, fer Chr*st’s sake!! It’s like getting checkmated in three by a six-year-old.
RoveBastard
.
Aren’t there any real men out there willing to take that braying simpleton slut down a notch?

To: 2ndDivisionVet
Well, the ugly truth is that Palin lost a tremendous amount of
political momentum and much of her grassroots infrastructure (best seen
in such sites as Organize4Palin and Conservatives4Palin) when she told
Mark Levin that she was not running for President. Those groups and
others are still around, but much of their energy and membership has
simply dissipated over the past year.Moreover, PalinTV (which was a
strong effort to bypass the MSM and to get Palin’s unedited words
directly out to the public) no longer has its own web presence but is
now just a Youtube channel.
That’s because she’s as astute as a guy setting himself on fire and as informative as a talking bird.
Her next stop is pay-per-view slots on YouPorn.

I’m not sure that she will ever be able to
recover what she has lost by her decision, unless she runs for and wins
Begich’s seat in 2014, which would revitalize her political standing and
give her a springboard for 2016.
Yeah – watch the stupid trollop do a one-and-a-half gainer into an empty pool.

As far as the TEA party movement
goes, it is in fact in some disarray now, mostly at the hands of the
corrupt, crooked, GOP-E, which fought it harder than the Rats. Since
Palin chose not to run, it did not have any real leaders to coalesce
around, and was successfully infiltrated by GOP-E hacks and operatives,
who then tried to direct its energy to Team Romney. I remember some of
FR’s resident chest beaters claiming two years ago that the TEA party
was self-sustaining and did not need any leaders. Well, that has proven
to be wrong-headed
, and so here we are, stuck with Obama for four more
years (or more), and a fetid, feckless GOP-E now doing his bidding in
Congress.

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posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 6:42:23 AM
by Timber Rattler
(Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
And if that snow-bunny shithead hadn’t derailed Senator McCain’s McCain Train, we’d now have the Presidency, both houses, and the other four-ninths of the Supreme Court, or my name’s not Earljam.
But no – you had to mistake tits for brains, shit-for-brains. Lie down and let the empty-headed bitch walk all over you, why dontcha?

To: MestaMachine
No, I don’t think that it’s dead, but dwindling. How many people on
FR have been complaining lately about how their local TEA party groups
have pretty much fallen apart despite their best efforts (including
mine)? Where are the rallies with the Gadsden flags?
Why was Romney the
Republican nominee, and why is Obama still the president.

Going into denial is a surefire strategy for continued defeat.

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posted on Monday, January 28, 2013 8:38:40 AM
by Timber Rattler
(Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)