Shorter Big John: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS

Oh for fuck’s sake:

Look. Raise serious objections to action in Syria. There are about a hundred of reasonable ones: That this isn’t our job, that we don’t really know what this is, that we have no solid objective, that we’re kind of cash-strapped here at the moment, that continuing to dick the Middle East around helps no one, that we could wind up here for years, that even if we don’t again MONEY, etc.

There are about a hundred reasonable ways, even for a Republican, to object to everything that Kerry is saying. But here comes this assclown:

“The administration has a serious credibility issue with the American people, due to the unanswered questions surrounding the terrorist attack in Benghazi almost a year ago. When you factor in the IRS targeting of conservative groups, the AP and James Rosen issues, Fast and Furious and NSA spying programs, the bottom line is that there is a need for accountability and trust-building from the administration,” he said. “The American people deserve answers about Benghazi before we move forward in Syria’s civil war.”

So until the administration pleases Teabag Tube Kitten up there by addressing every fake scandal that it’s impossible to address, NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING EVER. You are not helping opposition to the Syria strikes, buddy. You are not helping your party not look absurd and/or obstructionist, and you deserve the ass-whupping you so righteously received.

A.

2 thoughts on “Shorter Big John: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS

  1. BlackSheep0ne says:

    Kerry rocks it.
    That said: going to war in Syria is an egg-sucking-dog BAD idea. Not BADASS, just BAD.

  2. MapleStreet says:

    Kerry definitely brought his A-game.
    Like Adrastos posted today, I’m conflicted. Although I’m still conflicted, I have to note that Kerry has given good answers for a lot of things which make me doubt.
    For fun, I see that the IRS targeting (and later review and report shows that liberal groups were treated similarly) and Benghazi were both republican hallucinations. Duncan really should have included ACORN too. Oh well, R-SC. What do you expect?
    On a asimilar note is a video there Kerry takes Rand Paul to school.
    http://www.forwardprogressives.com/cant-stand-rand-paul-then-watch-john-kerry-absolutely-embarrass-him-over-syria/
    For extra fun, listen the the audio while looking at the Faux News Headline, something like “Sen Rand Paul Grills Scy of State…” Yeah, Right. Not like Kerry isn’t decimating Paul.

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