I just got an email from the AMC movie chain.They’re proud that their smart
phone/tablet app has added a practical but somewhat gnarly feature:

Plan potty breaks with RunPee. Click the ‘RunPee’ button on any movie page and find the
best times to go, so you don’t miss any crucial plot twists or action
sequences. We’ll let you know what you missed, and if there’s anything after
the credits.

Given the size of the big ass uber
diuretic sodas they sell this is practical, but calling it RunPee? Sheesh. It should, however, make New Orleanians feel like it’s Mardi Gras. Having a place to pee on the pee-rade route is a high priority in these parts…