4 thoughts on “Unsolicited Royal Baby Advice

  1. My sweetie, as he dragged in from another 18’ish hour day going airport to airport to fix the .01%’s aerial sleds…, being the English Monarchy History Buff of Sherman Oaks and most surrounding suburbs, pondered the name and sleepily slurred out the classics…(he listens to the podcasts of “The Rex Factor”)
    I, being roused from my slumber as he arrived home, had a bit of the ‘tired sillies’ hit me and I mumbled out ‘Pickle Fork’ and added to it ‘Horace Pickle Fork Windsor, Esq the Twelfth’…and I started giggling at the absurdity – and that sent me off into a Wodehousian dreamscape… Gussie Finknottle and the like…all cohabitating at Blandings and muttering over Anatole’s dinner…
    On that note, a PG Wodehouse quote: “Blair Eggleston was a man who wore side-whiskers and if the truth were known, was probably a secret beret-wearer as well.” from Hot Water (1932)

  2. Oooh…I forgot to add: Damn, I MISS Inspector Morse, I had SUCH a crush on John Thaw. Great show. I need to track it down on DVD and possess it.

  3. I think a name originally suggested on Fark for a winter storm might be appropriate for the new royal spawn: Weedlord Bonerhitler.

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