We’ve had the best meal you’ve ever eaten. What was the worst meal you’ve ever had?
I’m not an anti-chain snob (love me some Chili’s) but the last time I was at an Olive Garden, ARGH. How do you fuck up cheese ravioli, you ask? Well, you undercook them so the edges are crunchy, cover them in sauce that tastes like ketchup, then melt some pre-shred cheese over that, and leave it under the salamander so long the edges of the entire plate turn brown and crispy.
I’ve been poisoned by meals before, but at least they tasted good going down. This was just gross.