Here’s a news of the weird story with a classic headline, Britney Spears’ music used by British Navy to scare off Somali Pirates:
In an excellent case of “here’s a sentence you won’t read every day”, Britney Spears has emerged as an unlikely figurehead in the fight against Somali pirates.
According to reports, Britney’s hits, includingOops! I Did It Again andBaby One More Time, are being employed by British naval officers in an attempt to scare off pirates along the east coast ofAfrica. Perhaps nothing else – not guns, not harpoons – is quite as intimidating as the sound of Ms Spears singing “Ooh baby baby!”
Merchant naval officer Rachel Owensexplained the tactics to Metro: “Her songs were chosen by the security team because they thought the pirates would hate them most. These guys can’t stand western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect. As soon as the pirates get a blast of Britney, they move on as quickly as they can.”
The military seems to be fond of using loud, annoying music to drive miscreants mad. I remember US forces inviting Manuel Noriega to the headbanger’s ball to get him to surrender. It worked. I think Lou Reed’sMetal Machine Music would do the trick. Any of you lot have any suggestions?
5 thoughts on “Spearing the Pirates”
I happen to like Britney, so I would just dance and demand they turn it up.
Disco, though. No question. All Bee Gees, all the time, until they turned tail and ran.
Huey Lewis…Journey…REO Speedwagon. Yeah, they’re all from an earlier generation, but are all on my must-avoid list.
I’d say Nickelback or Creed, but fortunately have been spared the listening experience to date.
But wouldn’t any admissions / surrender by the pirates be tainted evidence – obtained under torture / duress?
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