My friend and fellow horrid punster James Karst is up to his usual tricks, which are for kids. Silly rabbit. I meant silly raccoon. Here’s the tale of FLOTUS Grace Coolidge and Rebecca the raccoon tout suite in three tweets:

First Lady Grace Coolidge and the traditional Easter raccoon in 1927. pic.twitter.com/H4zCQSNJRh

— Hacksaw James Karst (@jameskarst) March 25, 2016

@martajewson pic.twitter.com/tY9V74VAAs

— Hacksaw James Karst (@jameskarst) March 25, 2016

Yikes. The raccoon *does* appear to be something of an ankle biter. They’ll eat anything. Besides, it’s bound to be tastier than tin cans and coffee grounds…

@martajewson there's a whole series on Grace Coolidge and her pet raccoon. pic.twitter.com/ayoMVST2u9

— Hacksaw James Karst (@jameskarst) March 25, 2016

That’s right, boys and girls, the beautiful and vivacious wife of dour and shy Calvin Coolidge kept a pet raccoon at the White House:

Imagine Michelle Obama cradling a raccoon in her buff arms. Grace Coolidge’s pet raccoon, Rebecca, was a celebrated resident of the White House, dragged out for Easter egg rolls and held like a cat while the First Lady posed for the camera.

While Rebecca may seem like a bizarre object of love for a first lady, this picture wouldn’t have seemed nearly as strange to people living in the 1920s. In her bookPets in America, historian Katherine Grier writes about families in the nineteenth century who kept crows, woodchucks, foxes, deer, and squirrels as household pets.

How did I miss out on this vital historical story? It’s the most interesting thing I’ve ever read about the Coolidge administration other than the whole “he looks like he was weaned on a pickle” thing.

You learn something new every day, especially when you follow James Karst on Twitter.

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