I’ve been spending more time on Twitter during the World Series. It’s a way to kill time while managers Terry Francona and Joe Maddon change pitchers 96 times per game, which, in turn, causes me to cry 96 Tears:
Enough about baseball overmanaging a subject that only Doc, Linkmeister and I care about, on to some random political tweets. I usually post them one at a time but I’m working on something long so this is a good way to kick the can down the road.
Susan Sarandon gazes meaningfully at Jill Stein. They clasp hands as the car accelerates into the canyon. Their personal nightmare is over.
— Daniel Jalkut (@danielpunkass) November 2, 2016
Sounds like what will happen to the country if the Insult Comedian is elected. I don’t know who this Daniel dude is but he won the internet yesterday with that Thelma & Louise tweet. He looks pretty young so I guess he’s not the guy in the Elton John-Bernie Taupin song.
We continue with a tweet from comedian George Wallace who is so not the former Alabama Governor:
Workin' folks in Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Missouri, Jawja, Florida… Moneydiaper McStupid is one lyin' motherfletcher pic.twitter.com/sLXdD4i6QI
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) November 1, 2016
Mondeydiaper McStupid is a new one on me. Since I have a First Draft fuck quota to meet, I’ll call a motherfucker a motherfucker. I hope George wasn’t talking about teevee sleuth Jessica Fletcher. Now that I think of it, Angela Lansbury played the conniving Commie mommy in the original Manchurian Candidate, which Keith Olbermann referred to in this tweet:
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 2, 2016
Team Trump is trying to steal Michigan, a state the GOP hasn’t won since 1988. Willard Mittbot Romney tried the same thing in 2012 but he grew up in the land of Reagan Democrats so it made some sense. Here’s Team Trump’s “uplifting” billboard:
— Jay Scott Smith (@JayScottSmith) November 1, 2016
Stay classy, GOP. I’ll give myself the last word with this trolling of two of the MSM’s worst:
— Shecky (@Adrastosno) November 2, 2016
Oops. Here’s the embedded tweet:
— ARM #VoteDEM (@ArmVoteDem) November 1, 2016
Uh oh, guess that makes me a last word liar yet again. So it goes.