Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – just the headlines edition

Folks – this week I decided to take a break from perusing Freeperville threads and just hit the high notes.

IllAlertTheMediaGeilgud

Twitter: Car drove up to a WH checkpoint-driver claimed to have a bomb.Area around WH closed

On further examination, the prankster was deemed to have higher mental acuity and more ability to be President than The Darnold.

Tests on the prankster’s dog for VP eligibility are still pending.

Deutsche Bahn: Saturday Groping Special

This is NOT a Donald Trump story, nor is Andrea Merkel amused in the slightest.

[March 15, 2017] Poll: President Trump’s Approval Rating Is On The Rise

…because there’s nowhere to go but up…

Connecticut [State Sen] Kennedy Thinks State Should Own Your Organs

Hammond B3s confiscated pre-emptively.

Japan set to deliver aircraft to Philippines this month

This is NOT a repeat from 1941.

Trump: Elizabeth Warren running against me would be ‘a dream’

…the kind of dream where you’re naked, and people are laughing and pointing.

FReeper Canteen ~ Sunday Chapel ~ You Are Not Superman ~ 19 March 2017

Now that SEK is dead, I’m the goddamn Batman.

Feinstein: I Think Trump Is ‘Going to Get Himself Out’

See “pointing and laughing” comment above…

AARP to Report Health Care Votes

betty-white-retirement-funds

Wall Street’s Feminist ‘Fearless Girl’ Statue Makes America Great Again

Great.

Or assholes…

One of those..

bro

More headlines

OK – HEADLYlines after the fold…

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Mel Gibson Has Been Quietly Working to Help Holocaust Survivors

Helping them into the oven, more like…

Trump Admin Seeks Proposals For “Physically Imposing” 30ft “Aesthetically Pleasing” BORDER WALL

Grenztruppen der DDR were unavailable for comment, but resumes are pouring in.

Here’s What’s “Cruel”: Trapping The Poor In A Lifetime Of Dependency

It’s so much less cruel to starve them to death and end their suffering quickly.

Freedom Is Eating Steak Well Done with Ketchup: In Trump’s Washington even eating is politicized.

Steak burned to a crisp, and slathered with catsup.

And that is all you need to know about The Darnold.

Dinesh D’Souza goes UNCHAINED at Trinity University

I thought he got off parole some time ago?

Hawaii Judge’s Flawed Aloha Akhbar Logic

You know, I think that you Freepers just need to get lei-ed.

Praying for Christ’s Rule

JesusGunNutMexicans

And finally, in the “No shit, Sherlock” department:

‘Trump’s Not [being] Led Down a Path by Anyone’

TrumpPath

See you good people next Monday.

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One thought on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – just the headlines edition

  1. Snarki, child of Loki says:

    I recall hearing, lo many years ago, that introducing LSD to water supplies did not work, because the LSD would break down.

    It seems even LESS likely that LSD could be mass-administered via internet websites such as FR.

    And yet, here we are.

    Liked by 1 person

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