Folks – this week I decided to take a break from perusing Freeperville threads and just hit the high notes.
On further examination, the prankster was deemed to have higher mental acuity and more ability to be President than The Darnold.
Tests on the prankster’s dog for VP eligibility are still pending.
This is NOT a Donald Trump story, nor is Andrea Merkel amused in the slightest.
…because there’s nowhere to go but up…
Hammond B3s confiscated pre-emptively.
This is NOT a repeat from 1941.
…the kind of dream where you’re naked, and people are laughing and pointing.
Now that SEK is dead, I’m the goddamn Batman.
See “pointing and laughing” comment above…
One of those..
OK – HEADLYlines after the fold…
Helping them into the oven, more like…
Grenztruppen der DDR were unavailable for comment, but resumes are pouring in.
It’s so much less cruel to starve them to death and end their suffering quickly.
Steak burned to a crisp, and slathered with catsup.
And that is all you need to know about The Darnold.
I thought he got off parole some time ago?
You know, I think that you Freepers just need to get lei-ed.
And finally, in the “No shit, Sherlock” department:
See you good people next Monday.