Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – reach out and touch someone edition

Hi, good people – not much to offer this week, I’m afraid. The “The Messicans Is Comin’ To Git Us”  threads are boring. You could just play the bridge massacre scene from “The Death Of Stalin” and get the gist of what they want to do.

I would like to expound on one thing, though. I see a lot of doo-dah about “Reach out to Trump voters” like an olive branch and a kumbayah will somehow turn them into functioning human beings with a soul and stuff like that.

Forget it.  Na Ga Ha Pen. The only thing they care about is themselves, and nothing will magically make them switch sides. We’ll see if The Darnold’s little trade war will hurt them badly enough by the fall elections, but it may not. This economic ship is like a cruise liner – it takes quite some time to stop it, or even change course.

How much of a lost cause is trying to win over Trump voters? Freeperville, a look into the collective id of the right-wing, has the answer. Strangely enough (or not) I found the answer in one of the Stormy Daniels threads.

I scrolled past one of the deleted comments, wondering (as I tend to do) what could have prompted its removal.  On the next page, I got my answer, as someone there responded to the deleted post and quoted the content of it.

The mod squad quickly deleted the response (to try to kill the remainder of the quoted post), but like the Ghostbusters say, “We be fast, and they be slow!”

The content?  Glad you asked.



They don’t give a flying fuck. The only thing they regret is that they’re not the ones banging the ass off that fine piece of ass. What their wives don’t know won’t hurt them.

The “This is the dialog you bring to a conservative Christian owned forum?” bullshit is just duck-and-cover.  It’s the response of someone who just got caught doing something repulsive by their wife. “Oh baby, I was just fooling around.”.

No you weren’t. You’re just embarrassed that you got caught saying what all of them feel.

“Trump is an alpha male, if he gets a fine piece of ass , he doesn’t mess around, he bangs the ass off it!”

“Alpha male”.  Only gorilla troupes and wild dog packs have “alpha males”.

This is what they are.  This is what they believe.

Pardon me if I don’t waste my time trying to reach out to these subhumans, and concentrate on registering voters for the Democratic Party.

See you good people next Monday.

And here’s the obligatory Trump meme:

Trump Strip Club

One thought on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – reach out and touch someone edition

  1. This observation then leads us directly to the decorum of recurring “Guilty/Not Guilty” threads on a conservative Christian owned forum.

    For those of you either too weak-stomached or too intelligent to wade into the Land-o-Freeper, the ‘Guilty/Not Guilty’ threads attach themselves to any story of student and teacher sex (about which the Freepers are obsessive collectors). As a cover, these stories are sometimes tagged with a sexualpredator keyword, but more often you get a porny naughtyteacher and idhithit, tag, and almost always a guilty & notguilty pairing. These last two allow pings to the favorite and longest running game on the site. Following every one of these posts there is an endless chain of replies where the colony of semi-sentient elephant seals I imagine make up most of the Free Republic readership write their comments by rubbing themselves against an AR-15 aimed at keyboards duct taped to the walls of their enclosure proceed to grunt out one of two responses.
    1why in the heck didn’t this kind of thing happen to me back when????
    2Would you Tap? [ ] Yes [ ] No

    These attach themselves to any story of a female teacher (predatory male teachers somehow don’t get this treatment), and then the game of “hot or not” begins.

    That lady could never be guilty of any foul deed-—except maybe in my dreams.
    Well yeah, I’d tap that…

    Nothing stops them, not even the occasional whiny moralizing voice:

    To: dayglored

    “Okay, FReepers, where does this one go in the Hot-Crazy Matrix?”

    Sounds like a math problem. I think I need a refresher course in math.

    9 posted on 11/28/2017, 12:51:46 AM by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don’t confuse them.)
    To: catnipman
    > How come I never had any teachers come on to me when I was a hot young stud in high school?

    Be thankful there weren’t any. Think of all the trauma you would have suffered, had you engaged in bountiful sexual activity with a gorgeous babe who happened to be your teacher.

    Why, you’d be cursed with a lifetime of PTSD! /s
    10 posted on 11/28/2017, 12:53:03 AM by dayglored (“Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”)

    To: dayglored

    Interesting how this has garnered more posts than one underneath about Roy Moore, despite being an hour older.
    Just an observation. First post I can name that did not relate to Microsoft by you. Getting bored?

    11 posted on 11/28/2017, 12:53:10 AM by Fungi (Fungi rule the world, no one knows it yet.)

    To: oincobx

    Biblical in the sense that they’re fornication, you mean? She was also in a position of authority over them as her students, so there’s another level of illegality in addition to the ones that were statutory rape of a minor.

    But that’s not what you meant, is it?

    12 posted on 11/28/2017, 12:53:39 AM by RegulatorCountry

    To: dayglored

    Hot isn’t even a metric with her. One eye is crazy and the other is straight up burning bed. Only an inexperienced boy pumped up on hormones would fail to give her a wide berth.

    13 posted on 11/28/2017, 12:53:54 AM by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don’t make it a jelly doughnut.)

    To: dayglored

    Three at one time?

    14 posted on 11/28/2017, 12:55:23 AM by doorgunner69 (Seems to happen a lot when they shoot somebody……….)

    You even get your entirely unironic “This behavior is the natural product of progressivism.” in the midst of a thread of Christian conservatives wholeheartedly condoning sex with minors so long as the teacher is like, really hot.

    It is all just part of the glorious mushroom and BenGay scented ecosystem of Free Republic.

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