Poor Plagiarist Ben

From Holden:

My appologies to the late, great Warren Zevon.

Poor, Poor Plagiarist Ben

(sung to the tune of Poor, Poor Pitiful Me)

I put my blog at Post.com

To balance that damn Froom-kin

But the moonbat hordes were on my ass

Poor, poor plagiarist Ben

Poor, poor plagiarist Ben

Poor, poor plagiarist Ben

These librul fucks won’t let me be

Lord have mercy on me

Woe is me

Well I met a girl via Regnery

She had a funny way of talkin’

I edited all her fiery words

From the lips of Jesse Malkin

Poor, poor plagiarist Ben

Poor, poor plagiarist Ben

These librul fucks won’t let me be

Lord have mercy on me

Woe is me