From Holden:
My appologies to the late, great Warren Zevon.
Poor, Poor Plagiarist Ben
(sung to the tune of Poor, Poor Pitiful Me)
I put my blog at Post.com
To balance that damn Froom-kin
But the moonbat hordes were on my ass
Poor, poor plagiarist Ben
Poor, poor plagiarist Ben
Poor, poor plagiarist Ben
These librul fucks won’t let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
Well I met a girl via Regnery
She had a funny way of talkin’
I edited all her fiery words
From the lips of Jesse Malkin
Poor, poor plagiarist Ben
Poor, poor plagiarist Ben
These librul fucks won’t let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me