aWol AWOL from Jeebus…

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…Unless he’s riding with him.
From Julie Mason at theHouston Chronicle (viaFroomkin)

Another Sunday and President Bush skipped church. We can’t remember
the last time he went. He never used to miss church — and we know,
because we get Sunday pool duty all the time and have to get up in the
dark and go with him.

9/23 pool report: The president of America eschewed church on this fine Sunday and instead went for a bike ride in Virginia…9/30 pool report: The evangelical president did not go to church today, but he did go on a bike ride…10/7 pool report: (Bush gave a speech at the National Fire Academy)10/14 pool report: (Bush was on his Crawford ranch)10/21 pool report: Pool reported this morning and headed straight for biking, no church…10/28 pool report: No church, and uneventful bike ride at Fort Belvoir, Va.

 

8 thoughts on “aWol AWOL from Jeebus…

  1. joejoejoe says:

    Jesus walks, he doesn’t ride. At least that’s what Kanye West says.

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  2. Nora says:

    Well, I suppose that when you get direct communications from Jesus, you don’t need to mix with hoi polloi.

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  3. Grouchy Marxist says:

    Jesus is GWB’s co-pilot, but only when he’s on a Segway.
    The results speak for themselves.

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  4. Jude says:

    He hasn’t been skipping services.
    He’s been going to the First Church of Jack Daniel’s.

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  5. pansypoo says:

    georgie thinks he is beyong jeebus now.

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  6. sparrow says:

    Hey, he’s not up for re-election.

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  7. pansypoo says:

    and he is closer to no attention anymore!

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  8. Sandia Blanca says:

    He attends Our Lady of Velocipedes now.

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