“Little Sunni Foo-Foo was limping thru the Checkpoint…”
“Um, sir, I think it’s “Little Bunny Foo-Foo was hopping thru the forest…””
“Fuck off you c*nt!!!”
Elspeth
Does anyone think McShame is quoting today’s article leaking the names of our Federal and Military “fake experts” who purchased “fake diplomas” so they could collect VERY REAL paychecks funded by tax payers?
He must have been reading this leaked news: http://www.spokesmanreview.com/breaking/story.asp?ID=15898
Grrrrrr! That’s how I’ll get Bid Ladn — by scaring him with my Lion’s Roar.
…So I’m not a “sentient being” per se…
…the so-called “Democrat Nominee” “Barack” “Obama”
…”Britney Spears” who I understand is a popular singer…
…look, I can still do this…
“Cindy’s favourite you-know-what isthis big…”
“And when they were teaching me to use the Gazoogle, they said I actually had to bend my fingers like this and touch this ‘keyboard’ thing. On television you can talk to computers…”
“The vice-president showed me how to claw the still-beating hearts out of infants. It goes somethings like *this*. That’s why you shouldn’t worry about my age.”
“Little Sunni Foo-Foo was limping thru the Checkpoint…”
“Um, sir, I think it’s “Little Bunny Foo-Foo was hopping thru the forest…””
“Fuck off you c*nt!!!”
Elspeth
Geritol claws of DOOM!!!!
“Wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture…”
Does anyone think McShame is quoting today’s article leaking the names of our Federal and Military “fake experts” who purchased “fake diplomas” so they could collect VERY REAL paychecks funded by tax payers?
He must have been reading this leaked news:
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/breaking/story.asp?ID=15898
the link wasn’t complete for our fake experts:
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/breaking/story.asp?ID=15898
spokesmanreview.com/breaking/story.asp?ID=15898
sheesh . . sorry am NOT A SPAMMER but the link would not upload in completion
And when Lindsey’s itch, I scratch them like this…
“I just learned how to use the Interwebs and now my fingers are all cramped up.”
Grrrrrr! That’s how I’ll get Bid Ladn — by scaring him with my Lion’s Roar.
…So I’m not a “sentient being” per se…
…the so-called “Democrat Nominee” “Barack” “Obama”
…”Britney Spears” who I understand is a popular singer…
…look, I can still do this…
“My ‘friends’ “…
“Cindy’s favourite you-know-what isthis big…”
“And when they were teaching me to use the Gazoogle, they said I actually had to bend my fingers like this and touch this ‘keyboard’ thing. On television you can talk to computers…”
I can win this “War”
“That’s not the kind of change we need. Hee, hee.”
chris farley did this one on weekend update, didn’t he?
Fuck captioning this…I’ve come from The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks. I’m still laughing. God bless the Intertubes!
So I’ve doubled my typing speed on the Google. I’ve gone from two fingers to four.
He does this a lot – my favorite was at theNAACP Convention.
Barrack is “Presumptuous”, know what I mean. [wink, wink]
(best Dr Evil voice here) We will use the “LASER” to take care of this thing called an “ELECTION”…
“The vice-president showed me how to claw the still-beating hearts out of infants. It goes somethings like *this*. That’s why you shouldn’t worry about my age.”
I’m glad someone’s taking on unnecessary quotation marks. When that mission is accomplished, however, another one looms: grätüitöüs ümläüt.