Lucky dead duckies

Thistsunami warning system doesn’t seem like the biggestblack swan on Louisiana’s cloudy horizon, but could we get a “thanks but no thanks” from our Christian/”Scientist” Governor, just for the record?

The tsunami warning announcement to be broadcast at 8 a.m. on April 2 is no April Fools Day joke.

It’s
a first-ever test of a new Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico tsunami warning
system designed to cue coastal communities of the potential danger of
huge waves caused by earthquakes.

Patriots should organize a tea party to protest this floatable porkfest!

The
United States warning system was updated in 2005 after an Indian Ocean
tsunami struck coastlines in the Indian Ocean with little or no
warning, killing about 230,000 people in a number of countries.

Yeah,
but what the liberal drive-by MSM doesn’t tell you is that, before they
drowned like animals, those 230,000 people enjoyed dynamic tax savings
compounded over many years, because they didn’t have to underwrite all
thisporktastic “monitoring” technology, like we do.

Lucky duckies.
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H/T toNoladder.

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