I have a big day ahead of me and there was too much malakatude to choose from this week so I took the easy way out. (Jeers erupt in the peanut gallery.) House minority leader John Boehner (hereinafter Boner) is a Gingrich disciple (fig Newtonian?) with a spray on tan whose favorite word is NO, NO. Hmm, maybe he should change his name to Nanette.
Leader Boner is a malaka of the first order and he committed a major boner (no, not that kind of boner, get your minds out of the gutter, you damn hippies) whilst pandering to the Bachmann organized Teabag-athon at the Capitol yesterday. Leader Boner claimed to be reading the the preamble to the Constitution whilst actually launching into TJ’s greatest hit: the Declaration of Independence. D’oh:
I’m waiting for Michelle Bachmann to defend her orange skinned leader by saying: “Jefferson wrote them both.”Merchant-Ivory fans know otherwise. Speaking ofJefferson In Paris:beefy Nick Nolte was a bizarre choice to play the lanky, foxlike TJ but the film did co-star the delightful and de-lovely Greta Scaachi and soda…
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You got me thinking. Wonder what would happen if the tea baggers should find out that a lot of our Revolution is based on French (read freedom fries) philosophers and was definitely not “home grown, born in the USA Amerikun “?
no wonder, my brother has forgotten high school civics and has gone with the fux gnews version.
you mean the Bachman-Teabag-Overdumb?