I have a big day ahead of me and there was too much malakatude to choose from this week so I took the easy way out. (Jeers erupt in the peanut gallery.) House minority leader John Boehner (hereinafter Boner) is a Gingrich disciple (fig Newtonian?) with a spray on tan whose favorite word is NO, NO. Hmm, maybe he should change his name to Nanette.
Leader Boner is a malaka of the first order and he committed a major boner (no, not that kind of boner, get your minds out of the gutter, you damn hippies) whilst pandering to the Bachmann organized Teabag-athon at the Capitol yesterday. Leader Boner claimed to be reading the the preamble to the Constitution whilst actually launching into TJ’s greatest hit: the Declaration of Independence. D’oh:
I’m waiting for Michelle Bachmann to defend her orange skinned leader by saying: “Jefferson wrote them both.”Merchant-Ivory fans know otherwise. Speaking ofJefferson In Paris:beefy Nick Nolte was a bizarre choice to play the lanky, foxlike TJ but the film did co-star the delightful and de-lovely Greta Scaachi and soda…