Being Republicans’ political booty call:

Dr Willke told The Daily Telegraph that he did meet Mr Romney during a presidential primary campaign stop in the doctor’s home city of Cincinnati, Ohio, in October last year. Local news reports at the time noted that the candidate held “private meetings” during the visit.

“He told me ‘thank you for your support – we agree on almost everything, and if I am elected President I will make some major pro-life pronouncements’,” Dr Willke said in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

I mean, we’ve been having filthy, sweaty sex for four decades now, behind trash bins in the back of the club and in his car at the airport parking lot before he goes home to his wife, but this is really really real! This time it’s different. You wouldn’t understand. I swear. He’ll make some major pronouncements. With his very own personal mouth.

And they call liberals co-dependent on government.

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