Rules of the van: Share HAMS. If the van doesn’t load for you at first, don’t panic. Give it a while for the javascript to percolate. No violence. No violent jokes, no wishing violence upon people, no violence of any kind. Make room for n00bs and use the sound effects thoughtfully. 

Update: Van closed. Thanks to you all for being there. What a boring crapfest. Ann Romney tried to convince us Mitt was hot, Christie yelled at us about believing in an America of white immigrants from ye olden days, and Nikki Haley talked about how Boeing had to screw unions over, for freedom and government contracts, to be free of government.