RNC Crack Van #2

Cspan has this shit live, and streaming, without Tweety yowling or Steve Schmidt trying to pretend he’s not going to hell. I highly recommend the experience.

After last night, I think I’m just going to start guzzling anti-freeze.

You know the rules. Share the hams and the scotch, don’t get violent, and this time, somebody grab that mangy pony BEFORE the sunroof* opens. Cleaning all the guts and fur off the undercarriage was NOT FUN. Why do you think I’ve had that intern ad up for so long?

*not actually a sunroof, just a hole Jude punched this one time during the State of the Union.

Van closed! Be here tomorrow night for the all-time rockingest van ever, with your host, Mitt Romney!


4 thoughts on “RNC Crack Van #2

  1. A, has anyone connected Ryan with Robbie from Dirty Dancing yet?
    Robbie Gould: I didn’t blow a summer hauling toasted bagels just to bail out some little chick who probably balled every guy in the place.
    [Baby is pouring water into glasses for him]
    Robbie Gould: A little precision please, Baby. Some people count and some people don’t.
    [brings out a copy of The Fountainhead from his pocket]
    Robbie Gould: Read it. I think it’s a book you’ll enjoy, but make sure you return it; I have notes in the margin.

  2. What a dismal junkheap of a display of lies and buffoonery.
    But I will say that the Greek Orthodox have the best hats.

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