I know what you’re thinking: that’s not a cat. You’re right, but this is one of my all-time favorite critter pictures, so I hereby declare Winston to be an honorary cat. Della Street disagrees but who the hell cares what she thinks? Only Oscar and he doesn’t have a vote.

Winston is a hearing-impaired pitbull who belongs to my friend Lizzy in Portland. As you can see, Winston is a very agreeable chap. No cat would allow a mere human to put a Mexican wrestling mask on them. I’d like to thank Winston for being such a good boy and Lizzy for being ever so slightly bent.