Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – ISIS crisis edition

Morning, good people – no rest for the easily nauseated, so let’s turn the blowers way up and crack open some stinking storage drums of Freepitude!

First up – ISIS what you did there!

Imminent Terrorist Attack Warning By Feds on U.S. Border
Judicial Watch ^ | Friday, August 29, 2014

Posted on ‎8‎/‎29‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎09‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by kristinn

Islamic terrorist groups are operating in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez and planning to attack the United States with car bombs or other vehicle born improvised explosive devices (VBIED). High-level federal law enforcement, intelligence and other sources have confirmed to Judicial Watch that a warning bulletin for an imminent terrorist attack on the border has been issued. Agents across a number of Homeland Security, Justice and Defense agencies have all been placed on alert and instructed to aggressively work all possible leads and sources concerning this imminent terrorist threat.

Specifically, Judicial Watch sources reveal that the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) is confirmed to now be operating in Juarez, a famously crime-infested narcotics hotbed situated across from El Paso, Texas. Violent crimes are so rampant in Juarez that the U.S. State Department has issued a number of travel warnings for anyone planning to go there. The last one was issued just a few days ago.

If ISIS is gonna fight the drug cartels for possession of Juarez, it would be the pay-per-view event of the season!

Intelligence officials have picked up radio talk and chatter indicating that the terrorist groups are going to “carry out an attack on the border,” according to one JW source. “It’s coming very soon,” according to this high-level source, who clearly identified the groups planning the plots as “ISIS and Al Qaeda.” An attack is so imminent that the commanding general at Ft. Bliss, the U.S. Army post in El Paso, is being briefed, another source confirms. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) did not respond to multiple inquiries from Judicial Watch, both telephonic and in writing, about this information.

I can’t imagine why….

The administration has also covered up, or at the very least downplayed, a serious epidemic of crime along the Mexican border even as heavily armed drug cartels have taken over portions of the region. Judicial Watch has reported that the U.S. Border Patrol actually ordered officers to avoid the most crime-infested stretches because they’re “too dangerous” and patrolling them could result in an “international incident” of cross border shooting. In the meantime, who could forget the famous words of Obama’s first Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano; the southern border is “as secure as it has ever been.”

These new revelations are bound to impact the current debate about the border crisis and immigration policy.

1 posted on 8‎/‎29‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎09‎:‎07‎ ‎PM by kristinn

BTW – this ‘kristinn’ poster is the one that’s been trumpeting “militia action orders’ made up out of gossamer and moonbeams. Even the Freeperati are leery of her blathering by now.  But we’ve replaced their Immigration coffee with new Folger’s Jihad crystals! Let’s see what happens!

To: kristinn

Finally a glimpse of the forest in spite of the trees … Thanks Kristinn!

3 posted on 8‎/‎29‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎10‎:‎49‎ ‎PM by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
 
Redemption!! All is forgiven!
 
To: mojito

I’m sure the Mexican authorities are offering their full support and cooperation. /s

To the Drug Cartels and ISIS.

 
67 posted on ‎8‎/‎29‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎49‎:‎04‎ ‎PM by laplata (Liberals don’t get it …. their minds are diseased.)
 
Yeah – because Islamic extremists who kill people for worshiping Jesus (or Hay-soos as I like to call him) and for doing things like drinking and drugs are such natural candidates for co-operative ventures.
Can you imagine the planning meetings? It’s all smiles until someone breaks out the chorizo and Cerveza Superior.
 
To: maggief

Good fn grief. We are in gigantic trouble. 9/11 is just around the corner.

55 posted on 8‎/‎29‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎37‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by ColdOne (I miss my poochie… Tasha 2000~3/14/11)

You stains-for-brains have been hooting and hollering about the imminent comeback of Al-Queda and their anniversary attack every fucking 9/11 since 9/11. Hasn’t it penetrated your collective brain that Bin Laden is worm food, and his acolytes are too busy fighting each other over who’s in charge to attack anything that’s not right in front of them?

So – Jim Rob – do you have any orders for your Hoveround Brigade?

To: Jim Robinson

General, am recommending each of us hold our Bibles and Firearms at the ready but wait.

68 posted on 8‎/‎29‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎50‎:‎21‎ ‎PM by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)

 
See? The troops are at the ready to hurry up and wait! WOLVERINES!!!!
 
red dawn wingnut
 
And then…
 
To: kristinn
 
Bullshiite. Not saying the border should(sic) be secured, but this report is BS. They don’t need Mexico as an assembly area, and an unpredictable environment. They have Michigan, San Diego, Northern Virginia………and everywhere else.8 million Muslims in the US. What percentage are a threat if only 1% have a literal hermeneutic of the Qu’ran? I hate math, but isn’t that 8,000? Enough to paralyze the country. And we can safely assume its far higher than 1%. After all, it’s literal, and we are talking about eternal salvation.Watch our way of living change over night when a VBIED goes off at the College Game of the Week, or name your other venue.
71 posted on 8‎/‎29‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎53‎:‎52‎ ‎PM by Salvavida (The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
 
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More crISIS after the border…
 

 
OK – on with the conspiracy theories.
 
To: kristinn

Is it just me or is Hussien’s new suit a signal for something?

210 posted on 8‎/‎29‎/‎2014‎ ‎10‎:‎56‎:‎23‎ ‎PM by Envisioning (My desire to be well informed is at odds with my desire to remain sane….)

 
OK.  I quit.
 
Maybe there’s something more current?
 

Don’t Be Misled: ISIS Is Al-Qaida

Investors.com ^ | September 4, 2014 Posted on 9/4/2014, 6:49:41 PM by jazusamo

War On Terror: Still suspending disbelief that al-Qaida is as dead as Osama bin Laden, President Obama insists that the Islamic State, aka ISIS, is not al-Qaida. In fact, they’re the same terrorist group.

The president would have us believe the “barbaric” terror group controlling large swaths of Iraq and Syria just popped up out of nowhere to decapitate Americans and threaten the world. But U.S. intelligence agents know better, and so does the man they brief.

“The Islamic State is al-Qaida,” asserted famed former federal terrorist prosecutor Andrew C. McCarthy. “It is the evolution of the ruthless al-Qaida division that grew up in Iraq under Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.”

Indeed, it turns out that the Islamic State insisted on trading the American journalist hostages they eventually beheaded for Aafia Siddiqui. “Lady al-Qaida,” as she’s known, is a top al-Qaida operative related to 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Freeing her from U.S. prison was a top priority of al-Qaida’s leadership.

“You were given many chances to negotiate the release of your people via cash transactions as other governments have accepted,” the Islamic State said of U.S. authorities last month. “We have also offered prisoner exchanges to free the Muslims currently in your detention, like our sister Dr. Aafia Siddiqui. However, you proved very quickly to us that this is not what you are interested in.”

The Obama administration declined to consider either option, and the American photojournalist James Foley was beheaded.

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0bama lies, al-Qaida is now ISIS.
 
1 posted on 9/4/2014, 6:49:41 PM by jazusamo
 
So – following that reasoning, IBM is now Microsoft?
To: jazusamo

ISIS (ISIL per Bammy (The current Caliphate to me)) = Muzzie Broz = 0bama.

4 posted on 9/4/2014, 6:56:51 PM by Paladin2

 

Come on, people – don’t you have any idea of how things work in the real world?

To: jazusamo

Isis is hamas is Al Qaeda is the plo is Saudi Arabia is Turkey is Moro liberation is boko haram is ….

7 posted on 9/4/2014, 7:01:18 PM by Uncle Miltie (FReerepublic: Bring a FRiend!)

 
I’m sorry I asked.
 
And in case any of you Freeper dullards are interested in a little truth:
 

Myth #3: ISIS is part of al-Qaeda

The key thing to understand about ISIS and al-Qaeda is that they are competitors, not allies, and certainly not part of the same larger group.

ISIS used to be al-Qaeda in Iraq. But the group split apart from al-Qaeda in February 2014 because it wouldn’t listen to al-Qaeda HQ’s commands, including orders to curtail its violence against civilians. (That’s right: it was too violent for al-Qaeda.) This ISIS-AQ divorce is a key reason why ISIS is so unremittingly violent, yet many people still lump the two groups together.

For years, al-Qaeda was the clear leader of the global jihadist movement. The loose network of militant groups, internet forums, and “lone wolf” individuals saw al-Qaeda as the gold standard — and many pledged allegiance to it or established some kind of junior-partner working relationship.

When ISIS broke off, it upended everything. By taking a chunk of territory the size of Belgium in the heart of the Arab world, ISIS had come much closer to the end-goal of an Islamic caliphate than al-Qaeda ever did. All of a sudden, it didn’t seem so clear that Islamist groups around the world should pledge themselves to al-Qaeda. ISIS fought openly with Jabhat al-Nusra, which is al-Qaeda’s Syria branch — and outperformed it on the battlefield. Today, ISIS controls far more territory in Syria than Jabhat.

This ideological competition drives ISIS to be more violent. “They’re in competition with al-Qaeda, and they want to be the leader,” JM Berger, the editor of Intelwire and an expert on violent extremism, said. According to Berger, one way they do that is by broadcasting images of their military prowess worldwide. In the sick, screwed up world of Islamic extremism, images of massacres are a show of strength.

So – did any of the above get through?

To: eartick

You can bet they won’t be called Ahmed either…it’ll be Juan. I’m not being racist when I say they are interchangeable in regard to looks.

230 posted on 8‎/‎30‎/‎2014‎ ‎8‎:‎35‎:‎18‎ ‎AM by LUV W (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!l)

 
I thought not.
 
One oldie before we shut it down for the day:
 
How can we miss you if you won’t go away?
 

Americans of All Parties Agree: Sarah Palin Should Go Away

Boston Globe ^ | July 9, 2014 | By Eric Levenson Posted on 7‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎52‎:‎30‎ ‎PM by Oldeconomybuyer

Dislike of Sarah Palin’s constant media presence is a remarkably non-partisan affair, as more than half of registered voters wish she’d be quiet according to a new poll.

54 percent of people surveyed said they wished to hear less from Palin, the poll from The Wall Street Journal/NBC News/Annenberg found. That position was favored by two-thirds of Democrats, a majority of independents, and, most notably – four in 10 Republicans. That’s a sizable group of people from the party that, just a few years ago, supported her nomination for vice president. In this time of increasing political polarization, Americans can agree on one thing: Sarah Palin should just go away.

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Note, this was posted in the News section not Opinion. Can you imagine the Boston Globe writing an article, “Americans of All Parties Agree: Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi Should Go Away”?
 
1 posted on ‎7‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎52‎:‎30‎ ‎PM by Oldeconomybuyer

… or at least get their own TV channels?

To: Oldeconomybuyer

Why?………….Because she tells very PAINFUL TRUTH which the USA NEEDS TO HEAR?

4 posted on 7‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎54‎:‎09‎ ‎PM by Biggirl (“Go, do not be afraid, and serve”-Pope Francis)

Or because it’s painful to hear her voice?

So – where’s Freeper “Sarah Barracuda” on this? Surely he has some refutation of how the polling was done, or some reasoned criticism of the skewed poll numbers?

To: Oldeconomybuyer

Hey Boston Globe, its not your damn business what Sarah Palin does with her life..now here’s an idea, crawl back in Obama’s ass you know you want go

16 posted on ‎7‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎5‎:‎01‎:‎26‎ ‎PM by Sarah Barracuda

 That’s telling ’em!

To: Oldeconomybuyer

The title of the article written by that author is pure horse manure, b ecause that is NOT my sentiment on the issue.

19 posted on 7‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎5‎:‎03‎:‎10‎ ‎PM by Terry L Smith

 
So – if I like getting kicked in the junk, and a poll is posted showing that 99% of those polled don’t like getting kicked in the junk, the poll is horse manure?
 
What a strange and wonderful world you must live in.
 
To: Oldeconomybuyer

Everyone I know agrees that Boston is full of A$#H*&ES.

29 posted on 7‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎5‎:‎14‎:‎28‎ ‎PM by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)

Dick van Dyke as Bert the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins

To: Oldeconomybuyer

Palin lives rent free in their tiny pea brains.

43 posted on 7‎/‎9‎/‎2014‎ ‎6‎:‎30‎:‎50‎ ‎PM by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)

 
…as does President Obama in yours.
 
See you gentle readers next week.

5 thoughts on “Today on Tommy T’s Obsession with the Freeperati – ISIS crisis edition

  1. Wow, not only are they doorknobs but they’re really bad at math (why am I not surprised?) 1% of 8 million is 80,000, not 8,000. Oy. Education is not the answer.

  2. Just a note, Freeper Kristinn is male, handle notwithstanding.

    In The Simpsons episode where an angelic skeleton has been unearthed by a developer of a new shopping mall, all the townspeople of Springfield gather to marvel at the phenomenon. Naturally, Homer arrives late, pushing his way through the crowd and saying, “Outta my way! I just got here!”

    I don’t know why, but for some reason that scene came to mind reading the investors.com excerpt about IS and its assertion that IS “just popped up out of nowhere.” Outta my way, I just got here! Now, let me tell you what this is really all about, based on my painstaking moments of study (read: scanning of nitwit internet message boards) of the situation.

  3. Hey, I’ll be damned — thought I recognized the Red Dawn Geriatric Wingnut Edition picture. Thanks for posting it! Too bad it’s still relevant, but then again, fear and ignorance have always been around and aren’t likely to go away any time soon.

  4. Wonder how the poster supposing that 1% of……. would like to know that Marx was famous for making unsupportable arguments of the same type. Just assume a number and then make calculations and get garbage out (If people sleep an average of 4 hours a night then they would sleep a total of a billion hours per night. Only thing is I have no data to support the claim of 4 hours per night).

    And are they serious that ISIS is not only going to fight the drug cartels in Juarez,but is planning a frontal assault on the border ? Who fights in a frontal assault anymore ? Especially rebel factions ?

    Only I have to disagree with you on one point. I would love for GWB and Pallin to get together and have a barnstorming tour a few weeks before the elections.

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