Todays bonus Obsession – “Thrilla In Wasilla” Edition

Sorry for the title – I know this happened in Anchorage, not Wasilla, but “Skankorage In Anchorage” just doesn’t have the same zing to it.

Well, as you probably know by now, this happened:

You Betcha! Sarah Palin’s Whole Family Reportedly Involved in a 20-Person Brawl
TV Guide ^

Posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎28‎:‎42‎ ‎PM by bigdaddy45

Sarah Palin may have channeled her inner lipstick-wearing pit bull this past weekend, when her entire family was reportedly involved in a brawl in Alaska.

Details are scarce, but according to a local blog in the Palins’ hometown of Wasilla, Sarah’s son Track (who may have been under the influence of alcohol) got into a physical altercation with an ex-boyfriend of his sister Willow’s at a snowmobile party.

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Don’t shoot the messenger… but this story is hitting big today. Something clearly happened up in Alaska this weekend. It’s evidently been confirmed by the Anchorage PD that there was a big broohaha, and that the Palin family was in attendance.
1 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎28‎:‎42‎ ‎PM by bigdaddy45

 

Not for the world would I shoot the messenger who brought me such delightful fare as this!

The night before, Saturday, was a doozy. The details are a little sketchy, but there’s enough of them, from enough different sources, that a story emerges, a story that according to the gossip Gods, looks kind of like this: There’s some sort of Iron Dog/snowmachine party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palin’s show up. There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more. The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he hadn’t. At this point, he’s up against nearly the whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook, which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him, and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose.

To: bigdaddy45

When stuff like that happens at Hyannis MA the Kennedys get a pass.

2 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎30‎:‎57‎ ‎PM by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict’ry o’er Her enemies.)

Yeah – I imagine that last drunken brawl at Hyannis Port.  What a wild rumpus that was!
Of course, the initial response is: “Deny, deny, deny!”
To: bigdaddy45

“TV Guide” huh, Now THERE is a “source” for ya. What’s next “Weekly World “News””?

3 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎31‎:‎05‎ ‎PM by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I’m “Diverse”!)

One Freeper tries to put a brave face on that thing that might or might not have happened:
To: bigdaddy45
Good deal. Finally! A republican who knows how to fight!
9 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎34‎:‎19‎ ‎PM by so_real ( “The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.”)
SpitTake
To: bigdaddy45
this story is hitting big todayReally? This is the first I’ve heard of it. Where do you get your news from, DU?
12 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎37‎:‎14‎ ‎PM by McGruff (I’m thinkin.)
I think he’s getting ready to shoot the messenger.
Of course, some hope it is true:
To: bigdaddy45

I would pay to see Sarah* go MMA on some dude.

*(hopefully in a bikini)

46 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎49‎:‎19‎ ‎PM by VanDeKoik

PalinHardon
And then – somebody goes there :
To: VanDeKoik

And therein lies the weakness with Sarah. No one can go two sentences without mentioning what she looks like.

The right winger love fest with Sarah is about being prom queen, not President.

54 posted on ‎9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎56‎:‎38‎ ‎PM by Vermont Lt (Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)

DangerClose
To: Vermont Lt
“The right winger love fest with Sarah is about being prom queen, not President.”And what wing do you belong to if we might ask.
57 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎1‎:‎58‎:‎59‎ ‎PM by McGruff (I’m thinkin.)
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The brawl begins in earnest below the fold

 

BREAKING! PHONE CAMERA FOOTAGE JUST RELEASED!!!

 

 

Just kidding.

Back to the brawl!

Of course, some are taking this less seriously than others:

To: bigdaddy45

Will this brawl be on Sarah’s PPV channel?

68 posted on ‎9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎2‎:‎08‎:‎41‎ ‎PM by Dagnabitt (Amnesty is Treason. Its agents are Traitors.)

To: bigdaddy45

Aren’t The Stretch Hummers an acappella vocal group?

71 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎2‎:‎12‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)

Well, that, or an acrobatic fellatio specialist…
Of course, it’s never too late for some false flaggot syndrome:
To: bigdaddy45

Did the left finally decide to attack her family physically?

96 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎2‎:‎45‎:‎02‎ ‎PM by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)

Alinksy told them to attack themselves and they did!
To: McGruff
“You sound like you would enjoy that.”  (video of the brawl)

I would pay good money to see Bristol Palin knock the crap out of some libtard big mouth.I would pay a LARGE sum of money to see her Mom do it and then do a Banshee Death Scream of victory!
156 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎4‎:‎20‎:‎21‎ ‎PM by Mad Dawgg (If you’re going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one…)

PalinWarrior

 

To: bigdaddy45
Don’t shoot the messenger… but this story is hitting big today. Hey, bigdaddy45 – we didn’t shoot you back in August when you posted another Palin hitpiece. Why would we shoot you now?Palin goes 0 for 2 in Alaska as clout disappears nationally
The Sacramento Bee ^ | Published: Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2014 – 10:29 am | Sean Cockerman
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3195628/postsOf course, we DID say mean things about the little liberal faggot Sean Cockerman…
187 posted on 9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎6‎:‎19‎:‎27‎ ‎PM by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren’t allowed to…)
Well, he was asking for it, wasn’t he?
To: so_real

LOL!

Maybe she could deck the really obnoxious reporters during a presser

214 posted on ‎9‎/‎11‎/‎2014‎ ‎9‎:‎12‎:‎04‎ ‎PM by Califreak (Hope and Che’nge is killing U.S.)

Already been done.
Well, many thanks to Ms. A for letting me out of my box to post this.  Regular Monday morning post is already on the spike, but I just couldn’t let this one go by unremarked